breadboxing

the sexual act of drilling a glory hole into a breadbox that has been filled with a freshly dug up ant hill and convincing or tricking one's partner into placing their penis into it

"Where's Matt today?"

"He's in the hospital. He had a severe allergic reaction after he went out with a chick who's really into breadboxing."

by wonderbreadbox November 29, 2018

breadbox

A woman's vagina, especially during a vaginal yeast infection. (So called because of yeast's role in baking bread.)

Synonym: bakery.
Related term: yeef.

Jeanette's cooch was so rank and yeasty, it smelled like a breadbox down there.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

sticky breadbox

Cum-coated cunt.

Let me lick your sticky breadbox.

by Industriouspixie November 23, 2014

Vernon Breadbox

A female who uses an large quantities of feminine hygiene products so that it forms yeast balls that fall from both sides of the underwear and treats symptoms associated with that of a catastrophic yeast infection.

As Ashley walked to the shower, yeast balls fell from her Vernon Breadbox.

by FDOT September 30, 2016

BOSTON BREADBOX

Performing cunninglingus on a girl with a yeast infection after ejaculating in her vagina.

Remember that smelly chick Mary? Well, I blew a load in her and then Boston Breadboxed her!

by Dutchy Yarmouth May 12, 2010

woof on her breadbox

When you're fucking your lady, just before you cum, pull out and blow your load on her stomach.

When asked if I liked to cum in my wife's pussy, I said, no, I prefer to woof on her breadbox.

by icount September 24, 2009

Breadbox

A financial institution that holds money for a fee

After I get paid I usually head to the breadbox.

by flare488 February 26, 2021