Breadholing

Breadholing is a sexual act performed between consenting partners. It requires at least two partners, a reasonably sturdy and wide straw or tube, and soft, chewy bread. The first partner chews up the bread and then uses the straw to blow the bread into the gaping anus of their partner. This is an extremely pleasurable act for all involved regardless of biological sex. A variation of this act exists called the frosted breadhole. It is otherwise the same except that it must immediately follow or precede an anal creampie.

I was at the market the other day and the bread was on sale for half-off. I knew it was breadholing night!

by definitelynotfrank November 2, 2013

breadboxing

the sexual act of drilling a glory hole into a breadbox that has been filled with a freshly dug up ant hill and convincing or tricking one's partner into placing their penis into it

"Where's Matt today?"

"He's in the hospital. He had a severe allergic reaction after he went out with a chick who's really into breadboxing."

by wonderbreadbox November 29, 2018

Breadlingo

To speak to friends with bread emojis. You can add your own meanings to different patterns of these emojis.
For example: "🍞🥖🥖🍞" could mean "I love you"

Man: "🍞🥖🥖🍞"
Female: "What does that mean?"
Man: "Oh I'm sorry, I'm speaking Breadlingo! It means 'I love you'!"

by Bruce (K 4-1) May 21, 2021