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an often friendly and humorous creature. Usually come in small sizes. They make great best friends but sometimes have short tempers- but its usually due to the fault of a "lesser" person. They're very rare and usually known for their nice shape, captivating eyes, and uniquely entertaining and often odd personalities.

If you happen to meet one, consider yourself lucky.
:Yooo i met a Brazier today!
:Thats fckn amazing, i want one!
Brazier by Dreya Billingsly May 3, 2012
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Brazier Boy

The sterotypical Essex Boy like Jeff Brazier. The type of guy who may or may not be gay but spends a lot of time on the hair and styling themselves. Brazier Boys are generally not clever either.
A: U see that guy over there
B: Yeh what a Brazier Boy

EG 2

A: Wanna go down to Essex
B: No i heard the girl thing isnt true and the guys are just Brazier Boys
Brazier Boy by Anonymous12345678 August 30, 2007

Lily brazier 

This girl is hot as fuck and 100% bangable & has big tits but not only is she pretty she has a great personality and is very intelligent but dont get on the wrong side of her or you won't know what hit you !
Lily brazier by Anonymouskent September 6, 2016

Jeff Brazier 

'Famous' for going out with, and having a child with, Jade Goody, who is famous for being on Tv's Big Brother, and is now famous for being in celeb mags every week.
Later divorced Jade, and then went onto host or sparsely starring in dumbed down tv programming. He once played a game of celebrity football, with similar z list celebs
Apart from spreading his flawed genetics through child birth, he has done nothing of note
Jeff Brazier should've been sterilised
Jeff Brazier by smiek November 3, 2006

Max brazier 

A normal dude definitely not retarded
Hey your a cool guy definitely a max brazier
Max brazier by Nibbafam September 24, 2019

Mexican Brazier 

A midget Mexican cowboy. Often found in Laredo and El Paso sometimes Juarez Mexico.
That Mexican Brazier was drunk on negro Medela running through that brothel naked with a tortilla up his ass shooting his gun at imaginary chickens!
Mexican Brazier by Baked Tater32 February 1, 2018

The Hayley Brazier 

Hayley Brazier is the greatest of all time (GOAT), she is THE Hayley Brazier, the queen, the boss, Hamstring Hayley, elastic girl, the boss, 187,000,000/10, and anyone who she stands is super lucky
“Wow, is that The Hayley Brazier? She’s so fucking amazing, Sam is so so lucky to have her”
The Hayley Brazier by Sn201180LVHB November 21, 2021
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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