braysford

A brains for sure! They are really brainy, but may have a big forehead, legend says that’s where they hide all of their secrets! And boyfriends... fear not if you are but an innocent person that a braysford has initially scarred, mentally and physically, lemme guess, they probably lie, vape, are literally famous on socials, look pretty but aren’t inside. Did I forget to mention they are really smart?

Character1- What’s your name?

Character2- Mr maddens, wbu?

Character1- My name is Montana Braysford:)

Character2- So you lie, vape and are probably a Gemini

Character1- yes.. why?

Character2- get the fuck away from me big forehead bitch <3

by Mylovelyjubblypseudonym December 14, 2021

Bradford Grasscut

When you are rancid enough to convince a pregnant girl to leave her partner so you can fuck her, then fraudulently put your signature on a (second) false birth certificate, then lie to the child "all their life" about who their father really is, along with your parents who you still live with at the age of 59. When the truth comes out 31 years later, you smear the real father with lies in an attempt to justify what you did to him. All the above puppetteered by the narcissist child's mother. True story folks. Fact is stranger than fiction.

Muzza pulled the Bradford Grasscut and lied to "his" son his entire life, in writing with a falsified birth certificate. "His" son is too busy pulling cones to realise what has been done to him - and he has in turn, done it to his own son. A bloodline lie perpetuated down 2 generations.

by ratsbackside March 29, 2023

Tim Bradford

A Tim Bradford is a hot cop on the rookie. He's smoking hot and he secretly cares alot more so for Lucy and Lopez.

"It's smocking hot Officer Zaddy and best man" Tamara say
"Shh he could here you" Lucy says laughing
"What's a Officer Zaddy?" Tim Bradford ask behind them

by Chenfordalltheway May 14, 2021

Brantford

A city in south Ontario full of rednecks. It’s poor, ghetto, and dangerous everywhere. Gunshots sound like a fireworks show and you aren’t even safe during the day. Don’t go here ever!

A Brantford fireworks show is just semi-auto rifles in the distance

by Crazycar3 November 10, 2021

Brantford

Basically imagine all of the characters from King of the Hill and Trailer Park Boys lived in a town of 100,000 in Southern Ontario. Property values are low for a reason.

Often known as a ghost town with a high crime rate and lots of racism. Luckily, University students and Natives from Six Nations with some real culture have been moving to the city, making the city far less bland and revitalizing the downtown area.

Neighbourhoods: West Brant, Holmedale, East Ward, Brier Park/Fairview, Ava Heights, Eagle Place, Echo Place, Brentwood Park, Terrace Hill.

“I went to Brantford last week, why would anyone sane decide to move there? Honestly there is nothing this place has to offer anyone.”

by Genericone April 28, 2019

Brantford

A city full of fuck bois and girls that turn their backs on you every second and everyone does pot behind gretezky

Brantford sucks

by youreahoelol May 20, 2020

Brantford

A small city in southern Ontario of around 100,000 people - with a large portion being druggies and drunks. Has one of the highest per capita crime rates in Canada and compatible to similar sized US cities. Has some nice neighborhoods, but the low life's and bag chasers spill into these neighbourhoods too sadly.

It's a great place to live if you like being robbed or want to become a junkie.

The whole place just has a depressingly toxic vibe.

Hey, let's goto Brantford and grab some meth/fetty. You won't even need to spend money. Drugs are pretty much blowing in the wind.

by zenob28 December 2, 2020