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bastard
-derived from nadsat language
-russian slang
you ate the last cookie, you bratchnie!
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grahzny bratchny 

Nadsat slang for "Dirty Bastard" from A Clockwork Orange
"Shimmy shimmy yah shimmy yam shimmy yay" Oh gee, someone is listening to Ole' Grahzny Bratchny

biatchniatch 

When questioned by authorities about her alleged role in the sperm bank heist, the suspect repeatedly replied "mind your own damn biatchniatch"
biatchniatch by ROB¥N BANK$ October 4, 2006

Bratching 

To cream violently and gloriously
Im Bratching so hard
Bratching by Bobert442 October 25, 2023

brotchie 

A large person who claims to smoke cigarettes and still plays halo 24/7 with lilly.
Yesterday I saw a brotchie playing halo at gamestop by himself
brotchie by lilly b March 31, 2004

britchie 

Noun. A rigid inflexible male whose incompetence renders him incapable of independent thought. He is an asexual example of the de-evolution of mankind.
A britchie resembles the likes of Mr. Garrison from South Park.
britchie by Alexis Tennenbaum February 5, 2008

Bratching 

(gerund) When someone or something is brand matching.
"Nike socks, shoes, shorts, and shirt? Wow, you're really bratching today."
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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