Bratching

(gerund) When someone or something is brand matching.
"Nike socks, shoes, shorts, and shirt? Wow, you're really bratching today."
by TheOriginalAustin February 06, 2018
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Scuttlefuck

(noun) One who continues to casually hookup with someone after they know the other person has caught feelings.

(Verb) To casually hookup with someone

else who has openly caught feelings for you. To "scuttle off" after sex due to lack of interest in a long-term relationship.
(1) "She's such a Scuttlefuck, she only hooks up with you when you're drunk".

(2) "Make sure he has good intentions. He might be scuttlefucking you."
by TheOriginalAustin March 07, 2019
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anticlassic

(adj.) When something is embarrassingly memorable.
Friend 1:"Remember that time I took that girl who hated spicy food to a Mexican restaurant."

Friend 2: "Yeah man! That was so anticlassic."
by TheOriginalAustin February 01, 2018
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Bitchgeon

1. (noun) A bitching pigeon. A pigeon that has features that make it seem in style.

2. (noun) A dance where one struts about like a bitching pigeon.
3. (Verb) To dance around like a bitching pigeon
1. I want to adopt a bitchgeon, not just any old pigeon!
2. I used to be able to do the bitchgeon, but I tore a muscle in my quad back in '93.

3. That druink guy over there is bitchgeoning flawlwessly.
by TheOriginalAustin October 14, 2019
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