Definitions by TheOriginalAustin
Bitchgeon
1. (noun) A bitching pigeon. A pigeon that has features that make it seem in style.
2. (noun) A dance where one struts about like a bitching pigeon.
3. (Verb) To dance around like a bitching pigeon
2. (noun) A dance where one struts about like a bitching pigeon.
3. (Verb) To dance around like a bitching pigeon
1. I want to adopt a bitchgeon, not just any old pigeon!
2. I used to be able to do the bitchgeon, but I tore a muscle in my quad back in '93.
3. That druink guy over there is bitchgeoning flawlwessly.
2. I used to be able to do the bitchgeon, but I tore a muscle in my quad back in '93.
3. That druink guy over there is bitchgeoning flawlwessly.
Bitchgeon by TheOriginalAustin October 14, 2019
Scuttlefuck
(noun) One who continues to casually hookup with someone after they know the other person has caught feelings.
(Verb) To casually hookup with someone
else who has openly caught feelings for you. To "scuttle off" after sex due to lack of interest in a long-term relationship.
(Verb) To casually hookup with someone
else who has openly caught feelings for you. To "scuttle off" after sex due to lack of interest in a long-term relationship.
(1) "She's such a Scuttlefuck, she only hooks up with you when you're drunk".
(2) "Make sure he has good intentions. He might be scuttlefucking you."
(2) "Make sure he has good intentions. He might be scuttlefucking you."
Scuttlefuck by TheOriginalAustin March 7, 2019
Bratching
Bratching by TheOriginalAustin May 5, 2018
anticlassic
Friend 1:"Remember that time I took that girl who hated spicy food to a Mexican restaurant."
Friend 2: "Yeah man! That was so anticlassic."
Friend 2: "Yeah man! That was so anticlassic."
anticlassic by TheOriginalAustin January 31, 2018