Gerund

A person who is the embodiment of garbage. One who posses the physical qualities of garbage. Not one in sanitation, but someone who is garbage. An adjective used as a noun.

Ben: Wow , Mike is being total garbage right now.
Ryan: Ya, he is a Gerund!!

Gerund by Sanitation officer May 30, 2018

gerund

The gerund is the verb form ending in -ing which acts as a noun. The one word riposte "Gerund" by some self-satisfyingly smug pedant indicates an abuse in its usage. It often muddies the intended meaning, and makes one want to lamp the complainant.

"The gerund is the verb form ending..."

"...the verb form's ending. Gerund."

*smack*

gerund by Ralph Blunsom January 30, 2003

gerund

want

gerund by Anonymous August 15, 2003

Gerund

A slang term for a penis.

"She pulled down my pants, and sucked the venom out of my Gerund."

Gerund by SucioRandy October 20, 2012

Gerund

Gerund are real and they are derived from verbs but function as nouns(I know, impossible, right). However, gerunds are actually upside down. This is because the earth is a cylinder and gerunds are from Australia, the bottom of the cylinder, therefore making the, upside down. This claim is supported by scientists, geographers, and LA teachers from around the world.

I have a gerund phrases quiz tomorrow.

Gerund by dankkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk April 3, 2019

Gerund

Its an insult that is in no way an english term, just an insult

"You are such a gerund,"

Gerund by LallipopThings September 18, 2019

Gerund-grinder

A profession in the prehistoric era where one's life purpose is to grind those gerunds all day everyday.

"Hey did you do your dailies today?"
"Nah man, I don't have time to grind dailies, xp, or money. I'm a gerund-grinder. Do you even gerund-grind bro?"

Gerund-grinder by loreaesthetics September 1, 2022