Branston

Branston is a sweet and wonderful person. Branstons are the best partners in the world and will be fully dedicated throughout a relationship. Adorable people. Also another name for a pickle.

"He is definitely a Branston."
"Wow, maybe I should go out with him."

Branston by Emily the Epic June 29, 2009

Branston

The sexiest man to ever exist

He is such a branston

Branston by mr deez_ May 17, 2023

branston daley 

some super handsome and hot and sexy and cool and amazing guy that every girl wants because he’s super cool and stuff

wow that’s a branston daley because he’s soooo hot

branston daley by not branston at all February 8, 2021

Branston FC 

A quality side in the Hardy Signs Division 2. They are currently in the semi-final for the McDonalds junior cup. After being recently relegated from division 1, they currently sit in 6th position. Their record home win is 10-2 against Uttoxeter and their record away win is 10-2 against Woodville. Their key players are Jake Barker in defensive midfield, Aidan Stephenson in central defence, Max Bishop in central midfield, Krakendinho on the left wing and Oliver Hickman as chief benchwarmer.

And it's Branston FC, Branston FC! We're by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen!

Branston FC by MarshallBrigade February 14, 2014

Branston Pickle 

(Also known as the Slick Nicky) Taking a pickle formally used in a fatal pegging and feeding it to the victims family.

Nick pegged that pour bloke then gave the fellas family a Branston Pickle

Branston Pickle by Pound caker August 7, 2022

A Mr. Branston 

a lesson that is badly taught.

Oh No, Miss Smith has done a Mr. Branston, she messed it all up.

A Mr. Branston by jordcressey January 20, 2011

Bransoning 

the act of locking yourself in a closet with a female and taking yours and her clothes off"

Holy shit bro he's bransoning her in the closet

Bransoning by RawrXDXD March 11, 2017