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He is such a branston
Branston by mr deez_ May 17, 2023

branston daley 

some super handsome and hot and sexy and cool and amazing guy that every girl wants because he’s super cool and stuff
wow that’s a branston daley because he’s soooo hot

Branston FC 

A quality side in the Hardy Signs Division 2. They are currently in the semi-final for the McDonalds junior cup. After being recently relegated from division 1, they currently sit in 6th position. Their record home win is 10-2 against Uttoxeter and their record away win is 10-2 against Woodville. Their key players are Jake Barker in defensive midfield, Aidan Stephenson in central defence, Max Bishop in central midfield, Krakendinho on the left wing and Oliver Hickman as chief benchwarmer.
And it's Branston FC, Branston FC! We're by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen!
Branston FC by MarshallBrigade February 14, 2014

Branston Pickle 

(Also known as the Slick Nicky) Taking a pickle formally used in a fatal pegging and feeding it to the victims family.
Nick pegged that pour bloke then gave the fellas family a Branston Pickle
Branston Pickle by Pound caker August 7, 2022

A Mr. Branston 

a lesson that is badly taught.
Oh No, Miss Smith has done a Mr. Branston, she messed it all up.
A Mr. Branston by jordcressey January 20, 2011

Bransoning 

the act of locking yourself in a closet with a female and taking yours and her clothes off"
Holy shit bro he's bransoning her in the closet
Bransoning by RawrXDXD March 11, 2017
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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