5 definitions by MarshallBrigade

Jubby Fat Fish

Jubby Fat Fish is a term used to describe someone with latent homosexual tendencies, an abundance of ideas often linked to terrorism, as well as a lover of young boys and girls.

The "fish" section of the name comes from the 7 second brain span the Jubby Fat Fish has, seemingly forgetting any new information and referring back to its obsessions (often child related) and agendas (also likely child related).

Person 1: Wow I think this is really really bad

Jubby Fat Fish: NO IT ISN'T BAD YOU MUST ALL BELIEVE MY THOUGHTS I THINK IT'S VERY FANTASTIC

Person 1: It's child pornography, Jubb...

by MarshallBrigade July 5, 2021

Delphina

A guy who panics more often than a 5 year old in a sweet shop

You are such a delphina!

by MarshallBrigade February 13, 2014

Arabic Cass

The definition for a well known pedophile who associates themselves with Arabic Culture

Had a shit day, went to class, mystery shot for Arabic Cass

by MarshallBrigade November 16, 2020

Chwuffin

Chwuffin means "Chunky Dwarf Puffin". It's a method of describing someone who is a little round, short and resembles a puffin.

A chwuffin is often under 5'7, has very squishy cheeks, and is the least funny person you'll ever meet.

You see her over there? She's a chwuffin, just look how round and small she is.

by MarshallBrigade May 11, 2021

Branston FC

A quality side in the Hardy Signs Division 2. They are currently in the semi-final for the McDonalds junior cup. After being recently relegated from division 1, they currently sit in 6th position. Their record home win is 10-2 against Uttoxeter and their record away win is 10-2 against Woodville. Their key players are Jake Barker in defensive midfield, Aidan Stephenson in central defence, Max Bishop in central midfield, Krakendinho on the left wing and Oliver Hickman as chief benchwarmer.

And it's Branston FC, Branston FC! We're by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen!

by MarshallBrigade February 14, 2014