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Bransoning 

When you poop into someone else's butt and they poop it back into your butt but hold it so that the poop is touching both of your butts at the same time.
Last night that girl and I did so much bransoning that I had to throw away my sheets.
Bransoning by Chrisisab00bdotcom August 25, 2021

Bransonite 

Adj to one: organizes, operates, and assumes the risk for a business venture

Synonym to Entrepreneurial with out the ridiculously highly unnecessarily complicated word pronunciation

Anti-kryptonite to modern day superman
"He demonstrates great bransonite qualities to pursue new business ventures"
Bransonite by drswag February 19, 2013

Bensoning 

The act of spontaneously breaking into musical-esque singing and dancing in everyday conversation for no reason whatsoever.
One who performs these acts is known as a "Benson".
Bro A: How'd that date go last night?
Bro B: It was pretty good, until I turn around and she's Bensoning all over the place.
Bro A: Like full-on Bensoning?
Bro B: Yeah, it looked like I was on freaking Broadway.
Bensoning by Elusive Raequan December 10, 2012

Bamsoning 

The act of randomly leaving the ps4 party without informing the others in the party
He keeps bamsoning 15 minutes after jointing the party
Bamsoning by wow_67 January 11, 2021

bransonitis

N. Chronic non-fatal illness proposed to be caused by close contact with an ugly or diseased looking person.

Colloquialism - Originally coined from contracting severe flu from contact with a person named Branson.
"Dude, I have Bransonitis", "Who did you catch that Bransonitis from?"
bransonitis by dudehigh5 March 31, 2008

Jim Branning 

“Fuck mate, you’ve got a massive Jim Branning on your cacks”
Jim Branning by Dave Plumber June 24, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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