Bransoning

the act of locking yourself in a closet with a female and taking yours and her clothes off"

Holy shit bro he's bransoning her in the closet

by RawrXDXD March 11, 2017

Bransoning

When you poop into someone else's butt and they poop it back into your butt but hold it so that the poop is touching both of your butts at the same time.

Last night that girl and I did so much bransoning that I had to throw away my sheets.

by Chrisisab00bdotcom August 25, 2021

Bransonite

Adj to one: organizes, operates, and assumes the risk for a business venture

Synonym to Entrepreneurial with out the ridiculously highly unnecessarily complicated word pronunciation

Anti-kryptonite to modern day superman

"He demonstrates great bransonite qualities to pursue new business ventures"

by drswag February 19, 2013

Bensoning

The act of spontaneously breaking into musical-esque singing and dancing in everyday conversation for no reason whatsoever.
One who performs these acts is known as a "Benson".

Bro A: How'd that date go last night?
Bro B: It was pretty good, until I turn around and she's Bensoning all over the place.
Bro A: Like full-on Bensoning?
Bro B: Yeah, it looked like I was on freaking Broadway.

by Elusive Raequan December 10, 2012

Bamsoning

The act of randomly leaving the ps4 party without informing the others in the party

He keeps bamsoning 15 minutes after jointing the party

by wow_67 January 11, 2021

bransonitis

N. Chronic non-fatal illness proposed to be caused by close contact with an ugly or diseased looking person.

Colloquialism - Originally coined from contracting severe flu from contact with a person named Branson.

"Dude, I have Bransonitis", "Who did you catch that Bransonitis from?"

by dudehigh5 March 31, 2008

Jim Branning

A shit stain on your pants

“Fuck mate, you’ve got a massive Jim Branning on your cacks”

by Dave Plumber June 24, 2020