brammage

The process of getting through a crowd of people requiring a certain amount of unaggressive pushing, either in the context of a crowded room, or in a massive spread out queue, such as a bar/bus, where the brammaging can get quite competitive, and sometimes barely non-violent.

“Let’s go on a brammage to the bar”
“I was out-brammaged by the others”
"We lost him, it was such a brammage in there"

by VIVA LA LANGUAGE REVOLUTION! April 4, 2009

drain brammage

when you can't seem to find the right word, or remember a person's name in the closing of a conversation.

ok well that was an very exciting presentation mr, er well we will be in touch. would'nt want to keep the other interviewees waiting would we?
i was born on ohhh shit i'm 42 right? sorry for the drain brammage dude!

by freedav05 January 22, 2007

Dain Bramage

What you have if you looked for this word.

Hey man have you been diagnosed with dain bramage
I've been diagnosed with brain damage you've got the dain bramage

by Sham317 January 22, 2017

dain bramage

What you get when you have killed enough brain cells to not be able to say "brain damage" properly. Courtesy of The Simpsons.

I drank a bottle of bleach last night, so it's a wonder how I didn't get dain bramage

by Forseti April 26, 2006

Brommage

'Brommage' is a term used to describe an action taken to 'diffuse' and argument in a message board thread, this is most commonly done by going off on a wild tangent which bares no relevance to the thread in question, it can also be put into action by suggesting 'everyone get along' or 'just be friends' and in some cases 'no more arguments' This method was used almost daily by the late great Pete Brommage. 'You Brommaged this thread, motherfucker'

Example 1:
'Pete, judging from this thread, your taste in music is total turd, sunshine'

'Well, at the end of the day, I'm amazing at Chemistry, and you're just...not'

Example 2:

'Christ Pete, you're a right dork'

'Can't we all just get along? I don't wan't any more arguments'

by Nu-Gen Twat May 13, 2005

Brommage

A insult often used on clubbing message boards in the UK. It is named after the prime Brommager of all time, Mr Pete Brommage:

The act of 'bromaging' is being involved in some sort of petty online argument and realising that you are losing out in a bad way because you're
a) a bit thick, or
b) generally a bit of a twat,

so the person either changes their argument point to fit in more with the 'winning' point, or turn it all around and play the "It's only a message board can't we all get along" card.
The Latter being the most used example And thus seeing the first incarnation of the Get Along Gang

Statements a Brommager would make after an argument they are clearly losing:

Brommage: I think it doesnt matter because its tuesday. Do you want me to send you a mix cd?

Brommage: Cant we all just get along?

Brommage: Thread deleted - Reason, moaning bastards.

by MotionDesk March 1, 2005

brummagem

Brummagem

ADJECTIVE
1 informal attributive Relating to Birmingham or the dialect of English spoken there.

2 dated attributive Cheap, showy, or counterfeit.

‘a vile Brummagem substitute for the genuine article’

Origin
Mid 17th century: dialect form of Birmingham, England; Brummagem (sense 2 of the adjective) is with reference to counterfeit coins and cheap plated goods once made there.

‘a vile Brummagem substitute for the genuine article’

by Brian BJ April 14, 2018