Brommage

'Brommage' is a term used to describe an action taken to 'diffuse' and argument in a message board thread, this is most commonly done by going off on a wild tangent which bares no relevance to the thread in question, it can also be put into action by suggesting 'everyone get along' or 'just be friends' and in some cases 'no more arguments' This method was used almost daily by the late great Pete Brommage. 'You Brommaged this thread, motherfucker'

Example 1:
'Pete, judging from this thread, your taste in music is total turd, sunshine'

'Well, at the end of the day, I'm amazing at Chemistry, and you're just...not'

Example 2:

'Christ Pete, you're a right dork'

'Can't we all just get along? I don't wan't any more arguments'

by Nu-Gen Twat May 13, 2005

Brommage

A insult often used on clubbing message boards in the UK. It is named after the prime Brommager of all time, Mr Pete Brommage:

The act of 'bromaging' is being involved in some sort of petty online argument and realising that you are losing out in a bad way because you're
a) a bit thick, or
b) generally a bit of a twat,

so the person either changes their argument point to fit in more with the 'winning' point, or turn it all around and play the "It's only a message board can't we all get along" card.
The Latter being the most used example And thus seeing the first incarnation of the Get Along Gang

Statements a Brommager would make after an argument they are clearly losing:

Brommage: I think it doesnt matter because its tuesday. Do you want me to send you a mix cd?

Brommage: Cant we all just get along?

Brommage: Thread deleted - Reason, moaning bastards.

by MotionDesk March 1, 2005

brammage

The process of getting through a crowd of people requiring a certain amount of unaggressive pushing, either in the context of a crowded room, or in a massive spread out queue, such as a bar/bus, where the brammaging can get quite competitive, and sometimes barely non-violent.

“Let’s go on a brammage to the bar”
“I was out-brammaged by the others”
"We lost him, it was such a brammage in there"

by VIVA LA LANGUAGE REVOLUTION! April 4, 2009

bromage à trois

Describes a bromance shared between 3 dudes.

Zak, Aaron and Nick are totally in a bromage à trois. The three of them are ALWAYS hanging out together.

by Sadie Vincent August 13, 2009

Brommate

Brommate is a roommate which you share a bromance with.

"My brommate is awesome!"

by HappyValley November 15, 2011

Bromage

A rare and exotic cheese made from the breast milk of a man.

Based on that guy's moobs, I bet he'd make some sweet Bromage.

by The Real Dr. Strange March 10, 2010

Bromageden

A Bromageden is an epic dude party commonly consisting of 5 or more bros, one or more consecutive all nighters, energy drinks, and lots of video games. This level of enjoyment is only achieved usually one or two times a year. A girl arriving at any Bromageden instantly relegates it to just a party, as Bromageden are exclusively male events. The term was originally coined by a group of high school guys in northern Indiana who threw an epic party once a year.

"I can't wait for that New Years Bromageden at Andrew's house"

by Rutherford3x December 30, 2013