braintity 

When you get brain from an higher entity in your sleep and wake up wet

“Yo I’m going to bed to get some braintity from an entity before bed bro”

braintity by OG Bread August 14, 2025

brainlit 

When someone does something extremely stupid in a game or irl, you call them a brainlit. Can be used as a less vulgar substitution for dumbass.

Person 1: Oops, I didn't mean to!
Person 2: You could have easily avoided that you absolute brainlit!

brainlit by redundant March 24, 2019

Brainlit 

A monumentally stupid person, retard, mongoloid, dingus, dumb shit, dip shit, shit for brains, ass hat, fuck head, knuckle fart, mouth breather, etc.

Wow, that brainlit had the nerve to question you? Fuck that guy!

Brainlit by Banana Hammie November 15, 2019

brainticle 

Etymology: from English brain and testicle.

The organ used by a majority of human males in everyday decision making.

That new secretary is useless. The boss was really thinking with his brainticles when he hired her.

brainticle by Nuketard February 21, 2009

Bravitity 

It's the two words brave and stupidity bundle together.

It is to make a brave choice, when a lot of people would consider it stupid. Usually when the situation is classified as a "Suicide Mission", many would decline but only the ones with the most bravitity will accept.

General: Our men are pinned down and running out of ammo, we need someone to get there and help them EVAC immediately!

Non-Bravitity Soldier: No way I am going, that's suicide!

Bravitity Soldier: I will go General!

General: Alright, Bravitity Soldier, go take them ammo and help them EVAC. I'll get a helo for an immediate EVAC.

Non-Bravitity Soldier: That man is so stupid, he is going to get himself killed!

General: No Non-Bravitity Soldier, he is brave, and stupid. He is the definition of Bravitity.

Bravitity by MuZik in Chains August 13, 2012

Brainlit 

it means- YOU FUCKING DUMBASS GET A BRAIN

Johnny Sins: get 1+10=69
Abella Danger: no it's not you brainlit

Brainlit by bruhalert October 13, 2020

Brantipygian 

Having completed the quest for or having achieved the callipygian ideal

Rick's brantipygian qualities made my chair seem to vibrate

Brantipygian by Roger Rabbit December 5, 2003