brainfu 

Mental Kung Fu. Disciplines, practices or processes that give rise to cognitive or creative agility.

Listening to ambient noise generators (such as the 'rain on a tent' or 'vocal drone' on MyNoise.net) enhances my brainfu.

brainfu by Wombats on Ponies August 8, 2021

Brainus 

The word to describe the combined body part created when one shoves their head up their ass.

He's got NO I.Q., he's a walking brainus.

Brainus by Phuqit November 12, 2006

brainflower 

brain·flow·er
/brān ,ˈflou(ə)r/

noun

woven together to create dreams; a unique quality or skill-set that is possessed by a human being, often shared enthusiastically with the world for the purpose of stimulating imagination and creativity through a process known as watering the brainflower's.

Lack of "water" in today's age has lead to the vast majority of brainflower's being relatively small and hard to detect. Only the individual who is the essence of the brainflower can identify it, water it, and make it grow. Awareness is water, and it's spreading like wildfire.

Discovered, January 2017 in Denver, CO ~ by a community known as Dreamweavers~MMIC.

Over 7.4 billion were in existence at the time of the exciting discovery.

"Hey Tim, thanks for taking some time to calm me down and talk sense into me. I feel clear, and ready to take action with a sense of confidence, knowing that I am making the right decision." ~ Kevin

"Anytime Kevin, I am naturally patient and a good listener, so I do this with everyone I meet -It is my brainflower and I am happy you enjoy it" ~ Tim

"Wow, that is really cool - I am naturally good with numbers and financial planning. Moving forward, I will enthusiastically share this skill-set for the purpose of improving the lives of others, it is free and easy to do so when others are sharing in return, thank you for helping me water my brainflower, Tim!" ~ Kevin

brainflower by dreamweavers~MMIC February 17, 2017

brainfreeze

N. Ipsilateral, temporal, orbital and or bilateral pain resulting from rapid cooling of the spheno-palantine ganglion (roof of mouth), often a result of ice-cream or slurpees, although any cold substance can trigger such a response. The pain is a result of dialated blood vessels in the brain brought on by spasms of the nerve endings and typically peaks in about 20 seconds from the point of ingestion.

After rapidly ingesting the Slurpee, Bob winced in pain as if he were having a migraine.

brainfreeze by TroubleTeeRoy January 30, 2005

brainjury 

Pronunciation: brain-jury

Brain injury; Head-pounding, stomach churning hangover during which the only option one has is to lay in bed miserable for the better portion of a day. Usually occurs after a heavy night of drinking with a late night visit to Taco Bell or Wendy's. Person suffering from a brainjury often wakes up over the legal limit.

What happened last night? All I know is I woke up in nothing but a pair of argyle socks, a bag of chalupas in the fridge, and so much brainjury I couldn't move.

brainjury by shaked June 22, 2009

Brainium

Alex invented it

I made a brainium with alex

Brainium by 100100100100100 February 13, 2019

Brainkush 

A sudden epiphany involving a realization about everyday life that seems life altering but is then forgotten by the short term memory loss caused by Marijuana use.

"Cheese melts faster on bread because of it's porous texture" = Brainkush

Brainkush by Broe February 15, 2008