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brain porn 

that one video of someone fingering a rubber brain.
Bee: can I send you brain porn?
V: what?
Bee: *sends brain porn*
V: what the fuck did I just watch
brain porn by DracofuckedHarry April 8, 2021
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Brain Porn 

Brain Porn is any piece of information that makes you interested, curious, and ultimately smile.

It sometimes sparks a feeling of wonder when thinking about what you will be able to do with it.

Brain Porn is often found in software, TV shows, movies, articles, videos, research papers and so on.
An article about how they made the Mars Rover landing is Brain Porn!

Generative AI and the ability to create images from text is Brain Porn!

Learning a new programming language is Brain Porn!

Reading a classical music score is Brain Porn!

"How It's Made" Discovery TV show - Brain Porn!
Brain Porn by tool3 October 3, 2022

porn brain 

A brain, usually human and male, wired to orgasm only to pixelated imagery or memories. The first stage is less wood and delayed ejaculation with real women. Some men have mismatched libidos with their partner and this can help. But being unable to jack off without porn and erectile dysfunction can happen in extreme cases, so test yourself without porn regularly!
Even though my wife likes to have sex less often than me, she's really cool about my porn brain.
porn brain by IceHouse939 August 18, 2013

Porn Brain 

A mental state in which a person has become so accustomed to porn they prefer porn to sex, buy expensive content and actually go so far as to click on the ads for herbal remedies that increase dick size. If porn brain persists it may result in fap out while prolonged video buffering can cause homicidal rage.
After some netflix my girlfriend led me up stairs, took off her clothes and passionately stared me down as she lay on her bed and for a moment I thought: "I should bookmark this".

Must have porn brain.
Porn Brain by Release The Dragon! January 30, 2017

Porn brain 

The mental state you enter after watching so much porn that your brain starts to prefer pixels over people. Real sex? Meh. You'd rather scroll through endless tabs like a dopamine junkie on a mission.
"Bro, I tried to hook up last night but couldn't even get it up. I think I’ve got porn brain."
Porn brain by docepsilon May 29, 2025

Porn Brain

Overly sexualizing anything do to chronic porn addiction - origin of word - chatter @lingling
Porn Brain by papabear4911 May 26, 2026

Braintornado 

A synonym used for Brainstorming in a more descriptive manner, as the thoughts start in small waves in the brain, then they keep growing and combining all over the brain from side to side, forming a tornado.
Let's have a braintornadoing session.
I braintornadoed yesterday about that topic, and i came out with a lot of interesting ideas.
Braintornado by MR. Calm Sword June 12, 2020
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026
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