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A cross between the name "Brian" and "Vagina" used to piss off, irritate, or simply make fun of those named Brian. Typically used to emphasize vagina-likeness to a man. Variations (John to Vajohna) can also be implemented.
"What, you don't want another shot of Beam? You Bragina."
bragina by Glenn S April 1, 2008
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Ivan Braginsky 

The human name of the personification of Russia in Axis Powers: Hetalia. Another popular spelling is 'Ivan Braginski", But this is incorrect because the suffix '-ski' is of Polish descent, unlike '-sky', which is of Russian descent.
Russia Fangirl: Bozhe moy! It annoys me when people spell Ivan Braginsky's name wrong!
Other Russia Fangirl: Me too!
Ivan Braginsky by A RusCan Fangirl December 1, 2013

Brainal Rape 

Verb - Raping of the brain caused by a complicated and or confusing problem.
This math problem is a brainal rape

Johnny was brainaly raped after that biology test.

Tim: Say James, did Jenny make sweet love to you last night at the party?
James: No shes such a brainal rape i just don't understand her.
Brainal Rape by Jason Spazington September 24, 2009
When you hear something so intellectually satisfying it feels like your brain is being penetrated
Russ: "I wanna fuck the shit of you ... mentally"
Girl: "Yes please brainally penetrate me daddy"
Brainal by Joosy June 2, 2018
Braina is a crazy and fun person. She loves hanging out with her friends, and she's a really good friend. Sometimes she is peaceful and loves to have her own quiet time.
Braina is crazy yet fun.
braina by SamanthaM07 June 3, 2023
the phenomenon whereby the anus possesses it's own brain and makes it's own decisions.

brain + anal = brainal
You are walking home and the urge to shit hits you, the brain in your head tells your anus to tighten and you continue walking. You are doing very well until close to home when all of a sudden you're scrambling for your keys and fumbling to open the door, running to the toilet whilst undoing your pants and just making it in time (or sometimes not making it).

This situation occurs because the brain in your anus overrides the brain in your head. Despite your best efforts to clinch and tighten, your brainal can sense when a toilet is near and immediately starts to open the brown gates.

"the ass always knows"
Brainal by reuben teuge February 24, 2010
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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