bradez

when someone slows down and speeds up when driving because they dont use cruise control when driving

These chicks ahead of us are bradezing and its driving me crazy

by cjd2008 October 31, 2011

the bradenton

Is the native terminology for the alcoholic beverage, "sex on the beach." A name originating from the case involving Jose caeallero and Elissa Alvarez in which they were arrested for having sex on cortez beach in bradenton. The couple went to trial, facing up to 15 years in prison. No bueno!

I'd like to order the bradenton.

by 15tolife May 17, 2015

Braden drink

An alcoholic beverage mixed with a large ratio of liquor to mixer.

I'm drinking a Braden drink: it is one part coke and one part Jack Daniel's.

by Dzhaymz June 21, 2010

bridezilla

One ridiculous spoiled bitch that thinks she is the center of the universe, just because her "show" (the wedding) is 18 months from now. Everyone else in the world has to drop everything and come running in this prime-donna's mind. The marriage will not last more than a couple of years,if the groom to be is lucky.

"Man, get a load of that bridezilla. We should warn him that he will never have another blow job after getting married."

by running out of patience February 12, 2008

bridezilla

Bridezillas are a new breed of soon-to-wed women who abuse the idea that weddings are their "day." They terrorize their bridal party and family members, make greedy demands and break all rules of etiquette, to insure that they are the single most important person on the planet from the time they are engaged to the time they are married.

"please shut up about your fucking wedding, bridezilla."

by jomama angiedad January 15, 2007

bradert

Random kid that’s obsessed with penguins and his cat. He reminds you of Alfredo Linguini. His favorite color is blue, and he’s obsessed with Stephen Harvey. He’s got no game but he gets all the girl. Has the qualities of a serial killer, but he’s the exact opposite.

“Yo I met a guy! He’s attractive, smart, and charming”
“Dude aren’t those serial killer qualities?”
“Yeah, but it’s ok because he’s a total Bradert”

by MotherBeanFern November 30, 2020

Bradenata

When someone tells something and immediately after you ask for the same exact information that person gave.

Another instance where this is used is when someone is too stupid and is living up amongst the stars.

Example: A: we are going out at 10pm tonight

B: what time we are going out?

A: you have done such a bradenata

by Foxxilpufti November 3, 2018