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Juggle Bonito 

While playing a game of soccer, one player juggles the ball over another players head, making a beautiful juggle, hence the name. Only the most elite of players can do this. It is a trademark of the Meach, for he does it quite often schooling n00bs like it was his job. The phrase was coined by another player when he saw such magic happen one game.
N00b 1.) Ohh no here comes the Meach he's gonna juggle bonito you!

N00b 2.) No he won't I'm too good

Meach - BOOOOOM!!! I just juggled bonito another n00b!
Juggle Bonito by CP89 October 15, 2008
Related Words

bokitoproof 

Bokito was/is a gorilla that escaped from a dutch zoo and caused havoc. Bokitoproof means that something is resistent against Bokito, or in other words, resistent against bruteforce attacks.
"I only buy bokitoproof toys for my 2 year old"
bokitoproof by barbsie January 13, 2008
A device in the movie The Counselor. It comprises of a loop of alloy wire attached to a small electric motor. The device is thrown around someones neck and yanking the free wire starts the motor. The loops gets smaller and smaller, cutting open the victim's carotid arteries and/or decapitating them.
Man... Brad Pitt got fucked up by that bolito in The Counselor
bolito by SwimmingBird92 November 15, 2013

Bobito Ergo Sum

Literally translates as "My God is not stupid, therefore I am."
My my my... Bobito Ergo Sum
Bobito Ergo Sum by MortosBading November 16, 2019
A plaything of the genderqueer / gender non-conforming variety.
I can't go out with you tonight because my boitoi is coming over to make me dinner and then some.
boitoi by GrrlTwice October 7, 2011

joga bonito 

The concept of returning soccer to its high and honorable state. To remove cheaters, hackers, and divers. To play with honor, pride, respect, strength, and as a team. Two simple words that on literal translation mean "play pretty", but are left for each and every soccer player to define it with their own style
Never abandon your teammates, that is joga bonito.
joga bonito by nick91 May 16, 2006