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Slang used by young Mexicans meaning gay

the actual meaning is beautiful
I visited my cousin in Mexico last week and his friends kept calling me "bonito" or something becuase of I was listening to nsync.
bonito by homyyo December 20, 2010
Words you can keep
a girl who has more male friends than female friends; a female who usually possesses a crude sense of humor; a girl who enjoys saying the word "cunt".
she's not girly enough for my slumber party; she's way too Bonito.
Bonito by the Jess June 12, 2008

bonito flake

A beautiful guy who never answers your calls or follows through with plans. Esp. Japanese or Hispanic men.
Girl: Hey, so want to tell me why you didn't show up for our date last Tuesday, or to my prom, or my birthday, or that Animal Collective concert we were supposed to go to together, or for the talk we arranged over coffee?

Guy: Sorry, I've been really busy lately.

Girl: You're such a bonito flake.

Guy: Then why are we still together?

Girl: 'Cause you're so damn pretty.

Bonito pastel 

Nice cake in spanish. Used to say to a Spanish girl that they have a nice booty. It is commonly used in England as the British are messed up demons of nature and do not actually like to drink tea or have a posh accent but just say to old ladies they have nice cake
"Hey who's that girl"
"I dont know but shes got some bonito pastel"

Juggle Bonito 

While playing a game of soccer, one player juggles the ball over another players head, making a beautiful juggle, hence the name. Only the most elite of players can do this. It is a trademark of the Meach, for he does it quite often schooling n00bs like it was his job. The phrase was coined by another player when he saw such magic happen one game.
N00b 1.) Ohh no here comes the Meach he's gonna juggle bonito you!

N00b 2.) No he won't I'm too good

Meach - BOOOOOM!!! I just juggled bonito another n00b!
Juggle Bonito by CP89 October 15, 2008

joga bonito 

The concept of returning soccer to its high and honorable state. To remove cheaters, hackers, and divers. To play with honor, pride, respect, strength, and as a team. Two simple words that on literal translation mean "play pretty", but are left for each and every soccer player to define it with their own style
Never abandon your teammates, that is joga bonito.
joga bonito by nick91 May 16, 2006

Kero Kero Bonito 

Underrated pop group (and possibly greatest pop group of the 2010s). They're also famous for the "Flamingo" song, and their lead singer is bilingual in Japanese and English.
Kero Kero Bonito hell yeah, I'll be singing Flamingo until I die! "Now how many shrimps will I eat, before my skin turns pink"?
Kero Kero Bonito by K-Dogg1 August 4, 2020
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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