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a girl who has more male friends than female friends; a female who usually possesses a crude sense of humor; a girl who enjoys saying the word "cunt".
she's not girly enough for my slumber party; she's way too Bonito.
Bonito by the Jess June 12, 2008

bonito flake

A beautiful guy who never answers your calls or follows through with plans. Esp. Japanese or Hispanic men.
Girl: Hey, so want to tell me why you didn't show up for our date last Tuesday, or to my prom, or my birthday, or that Animal Collective concert we were supposed to go to together, or for the talk we arranged over coffee?

Guy: Sorry, I've been really busy lately.

Girl: You're such a bonito flake.

Guy: Then why are we still together?

Girl: 'Cause you're so damn pretty.

Bonito pastel 

Nice cake in spanish. Used to say to a Spanish girl that they have a nice booty. It is commonly used in England as the British are messed up demons of nature and do not actually like to drink tea or have a posh accent but just say to old ladies they have nice cake
"Hey who's that girl"
"I dont know but shes got some bonito pastel"

Juggle Bonito 

While playing a game of soccer, one player juggles the ball over another players head, making a beautiful juggle, hence the name. Only the most elite of players can do this. It is a trademark of the Meach, for he does it quite often schooling n00bs like it was his job. The phrase was coined by another player when he saw such magic happen one game.
N00b 1.) Ohh no here comes the Meach he's gonna juggle bonito you!

N00b 2.) No he won't I'm too good

Meach - BOOOOOM!!! I just juggled bonito another n00b!
Juggle Bonito by CP89 October 15, 2008

joga bonito 

The concept of returning soccer to its high and honorable state. To remove cheaters, hackers, and divers. To play with honor, pride, respect, strength, and as a team. Two simple words that on literal translation mean "play pretty", but are left for each and every soccer player to define it with their own style
Never abandon your teammates, that is joga bonito.
joga bonito by nick91 May 16, 2006

Kero Kero Bonito 

Underrated pop group (and possibly greatest pop group of the 2010s). They're also famous for the "Flamingo" song, and their lead singer is bilingual in Japanese and English.
Kero Kero Bonito hell yeah, I'll be singing Flamingo until I die! "Now how many shrimps will I eat, before my skin turns pink"?
Kero Kero Bonito by K-Dogg1 August 4, 2020
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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