bolito

A device in the movie The Counselor. It comprises of a loop of alloy wire attached to a small electric motor. The device is thrown around someones neck and yanking the free wire starts the motor. The loops gets smaller and smaller, cutting open the victim's carotid arteries and/or decapitating them.

Man... Brad Pitt got fucked up by that bolito in The Counselor

by SwimmingBird92 November 15, 2013

bolito

A murderous device ingeniously and deceptively named in a way to lead someone into thinking it's a cool exotic drink.

Man at the bar: "I'll have a mojito please."
Copycatting nerd at the bar: "Yeah, I'll have a bolito too, barman, sir, please."

BAM. One less patron.

by Psewdonim November 27, 2013

Autoerotic bolito

What Caine from Kung Fu died of.

Caine started jerking off, then put the bolito around his own neck just before he was about to get off to see if it would be more intense, and ended up losing part of the hand he jerked off with trying to keep the wire from slicing his carotid artery and jugular vein, along with his head eventually, before the bolito stopped. It might have been a different kind of intense experience for him. He was the first person to ever try the autoerotic bolito, and was actually successful in the sense that the bolito did what it was supposed to do.

by Solid Mantis February 27, 2021

Juggle Bonito

While playing a game of soccer, one player juggles the ball over another players head, making a beautiful juggle, hence the name. Only the most elite of players can do this. It is a trademark of the Meach, for he does it quite often schooling n00bs like it was his job. The phrase was coined by another player when he saw such magic happen one game.

N00b 1.) Ohh no here comes the Meach he's gonna juggle bonito you!

N00b 2.) No he won't I'm too good

Meach - BOOOOOM!!! I just juggled bonito another n00b!

by CP89 October 15, 2008

Troy Bolton

A Sexually act where as you and your partner are preparing for oral sex just as they open there mouth you yell "GET'CHA, GET'CHA, GET'CHA HEAD IN THE GAME" and push there face towards your genitalia

Man 1: Hey I heard you got head from that girl last night
Man 2: Yeah man i pull a Troy Bolton on her

by TheRedHood November 30, 2017

bokitoproof

Bokito was/is a gorilla that escaped from a dutch zoo and caused havoc. Bokitoproof means that something is resistent against Bokito, or in other words, resistent against bruteforce attacks.

"I only buy bokitoproof toys for my 2 year old"

by barbsie January 13, 2008

Bolton Shuffle

Verb; an involuntary movement resulting from a barrage of random alcoholic beverages.

Jason drank too many beers now he is doing the Bolton Shuffle.

by Hank the tank September 6, 2013