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Booed Off Stage 

Dude, did you see that video where Nickelback got booed off stage?
Of course, who hasnt?

Bored off my Rocking Horse 

A really cool expression said only by the most exquisite people.
Grant: I'm clearly awesome in every way, shape, or form, but unfortunately I'm bored off my rocking horse.

Bored of jacking off 

When you're bored of masturbating but you do it anyway because you bored of everything else too and at least that gives you some kind of feeling.
This being defined as

You: man I'm so bored of jacking off but honestly everything else feels the same so I guess I'll masturbate.

Checkin(g) off the(m) boxes 

When someone presents, usually inadvertently or unassumingly, as attractive in a variety of ways but may not have been immediately identified as classically attractive at first sight.
"I didn't realize how attractive I found him/her until I realized he/she was checkin(g) off the(m) boxes!"

officially bored 

So bored that it is now official, and there is no escape.
"This party is so lame.. I am officially bored!"
"I'm posting bulletins on myspace, now you know I'm officially bored"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026