onwine shopping

awn-wahyn shop-ing
VERB

1. the act of a person who shops online while under the influence of wine
2. the act of a person who purchases unnecessary online while under the influence of wine

Darren: Mum, why did you buy six ceramic octopus shaped mugs?
Mum: It seemed like a fine idea. I must have been onwine shopping.

by darrenxix May 02, 2018

onwine shopping

awn-wahyn shop-ing
VERB

1. the act of a person who shops online while under the influence of wine
2. the act of a person who purchases unnecessary online while under the influence of wine

Darren: Mum, why did you buy six ceramic octopus shaped mugs?
Mum: It seemed like a fine idea. I must have been onwine shopping.

by darrenxix May 02, 2018

mozzy boys

term for mozzarella sticks that specifically satiate either an unexpected, aggressive or very casual appetite

Dude, I'm not that hungry but I could be down for some mozzy boys.
or
Yall, I've been waiting on some mozzy boys all day. Can we please go eat?!

by darrenxix June 13, 2023

Checkin(g) off the(m) boxes

When someone presents, usually inadvertently or unassumingly, as attractive in a variety of ways but may not have been immediately identified as classically attractive at first sight.

"I didn't realize how attractive I found him/her until I realized he/she was checkin(g) off the(m) boxes!"

by darrenxix March 19, 2025

sky-drunk

The condition at which the effects of alcohol on the brain are exaggerated due to consumption at any altitude higher than 1,000 ft. (ie. skyrise bars, airplanes, mountaintops, etc.)

Jason: Whoa, what happened to you guys?!

Ashley: We went to the Sky Lounge so Darren could have a great view of the city. However, after one martini he got sky-drunk and I had to bring him home.

by darrenxix January 18, 2013