Imdeadinsidebutstillhorny's definitions

The Joseph Outcome

When a girl dating a guy named Joseph starts telling her friends about how well he treats her and her friends raise their standards in guys

Averie: my boyfriend cooks for me and treats me amazing, he's the best I've ever had

Sammie: my boyfriend hasn't cooked for me once and I've been with him for 3 years

Averie: he got me flowers too

Bre: I gotta raise my standards

Sammie: He's gotta step it up, maybe he could take a few lessons from him

Later on

Sammie: I'm not with my boyfriend anymore

Averie: Damn, I'm sorry

Sammie: it's ok, he wasn't that good anyways

Averie: ah, that's The Joseph Outcome

by Imdeadinsidebutstillhorny August 14, 2023

The Joey effect

You start talking to a guy named Joey and his through his influence and ideas you become increasingly more sexual with your significant other

Connor: man me and my girl have been doing more sexual stuff since I started listening to what this Joey guy tells me

Hunter: yeah man, that's called the Joey effect. Look it up

Connor: woah, really? He has that much of an influence on hornyness?

Hunter: yeah, it happened to me too, lmao

by Imdeadinsidebutstillhorny June 13, 2023

black toyota camry

The most commonly used car by police so they don't look like cops

(friend driving)
(Passenger) woah man slow down
(friend) why I don't see any cops
(Passenger) you see that Black Toyota Camry pulled over there
(friend) yeah so
(Passenger) it's a cop, see how he's got part most of his window covered there
(friend) oh
(Passenger) yeah it's a speed trap

(friend) I should slow down then

by Imdeadinsidebutstillhorny March 11, 2022

Bored of jacking off

When you're bored of masturbating but you do it anyway because you bored of everything else too and at least that gives you some kind of feeling.

This being defined as

You: man I'm so bored of jacking off but honestly everything else feels the same so I guess I'll masturbate.

by Imdeadinsidebutstillhorny February 21, 2022