Black Affronted

Black Affronted is a Scottish way of expressing ones embarrassment, basically it is a local colloqualism for saying that you have been embarrassed by someone or something.
That lassie o' mine lifted up her skirt and mooned a'body, I was pure black affronted so ah wiz!
by The Scottish Contingent January 26, 2010
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SECC

The SECC is the Scottish Exhibition & Conference Centre located on what was the docks of the Clyde in Glasgow. Known informally locally as the 'Red Shed' when it first opened in 1985 because it's corrugated shell was predominantly red but has since been painted grey when the second phase 'Armadillo' building was added in 1997, so called because it is shaped like an armadillo and is finished with stainless steel. A third phase of the development is in construction at the time of writing (2007) and is expected to elevate this facility to world class status.
The Scottish Motor Show, Modern Homes Exhibition and many Concerts have all been held at the SECC
by The Scottish Contingent August 13, 2007
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Ford Cougar

A sports coupe made between 1998 and 2002, came with a choice of either a 2.0 I4 engine or a 2.5 V6. 3-Door Hatchback body and was the second car to exibit the Ford 'New Edge' styling philosophy (the ford KA being the first!) Was built on the MK1 Mondeo floorpan with improvements that made it onto the MK2 (2000 on) Mondeo
Ford Cougar V6's sound MEAN!!
by The Scottish Contingent July 28, 2007
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Girner

A Girner is a scots word for someone who moans a lot and also screws their face up as well as moaning or instead of.
1.That old Girner is always moaning, he's doing my cranium!
by The Scottish Contingent August 20, 2013
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Metrosexual

A man who claims not to be gay, but acts and dresses like one, only thinks of himself, no-one else matters, reckons he's gods gift. see pranny
Metrosexuals are normally clad with a Ted Baker shirt, Armani Jeans, Ray-bans wearing Calvin Klein aftershave.
by The Scottish Contingent August 13, 2007
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Gink

A Glasgow or Western Scottish term for a bloke or geezer, basically means ordinary person.
See thon gink ower there, he's brighter than he looks!
by The Scottish Contingent August 22, 2008
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Muppet Friendly Society

The muppet friendly society is something that developed during the late 1990's and early 2000's, whereby everything is explained in a play school like fashion, everything in such a society is safe and designed for low intelligence people so that even they cannot get it wrong or will not make them feel thick, even things that are obvious and self explanatory require detailed instructions with words AND pictures. Some people may know all of this as 'dumbing down' but I think that this term is more appropriate.
Britain, The muppet friendly society, where even bus stations have to have notices warning about moving vehicles.
by The Scottish Contingent March 17, 2011
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