bowked

To get beyond fucked up

Its the weekend? Let's get Bowked!

bowked by jeter2 January 24, 2017

Bowsed

When a person still acts the way they do even though they know what other people think of them.
Used in a negative way.

Messy or just doesn't care in a bad way.

Person A: Look at that bowsed kid over there.
Person B: Yeah his hair is so bowsed.

Bowsed by Froge#2221 June 20, 2021

David Bowied 

To attain an unexpectedly successful result on any given feat.

You David Bowied that s*** man!

David Bowied by frozone17 May 10, 2008

The Bowed Brockel 

The "Bowed Brockel" is the sturdy but thin piece of wood strapped to a young Scottish males back about to undergo the ritual of sexual intercourse with a rotund, very experience woman renowned for her love of the male organ. The wooden strap is to prevent the male falling into the gaping rupture never to be seen again.

Mind and strap the bowed brockel onto the lad if ye wanna see him come out o there alive!

The Bowed Brockel by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020

borked

To have totally fucked something up. Usually by doing something stupid. Specifically used to describe technology that is broken.

Example 1....
Admin: I totally borked my machine installing Win XP SP2.

Example 2....

"I can't come over at the moment...my car is borked".

borked by Senhor Salvidor Guido September 7, 2004

doggo that borked 3 tims and overdosed into maximum borkdrive 

doggo that borked 3 tims and overdosed into maximum borkdrive

Well this doggo that borked 3 tims and overdosed into maximum borkdrive

doggo that borked 3 tims and overdosed into maximum borkdrive by LolDankFam September 9, 2016

Bonked on a cinnabon

When your machiavellian boss gets off an airplane and jams two or three large Cinnabon roles down the gullet, thus creating a guaranteed sugar low about two hours later when he/she starts to plow into their email backlog. Being bonked on a cinnabon will guarantee several flaming emails with embedded rage, stinging sarcasm or all out hatred being directed back to the sender.

Brent reviewed our proposal when he got to San Jose late last night. He must have been bonked on a cinnabon, since his email reply suggested the idea was "brain dead and we were a bunch of dumb asses...!"

Bonked on a cinnabon by goodone! June 13, 2008