2 definitions by Senhor Salvidor Guido

From the chopsui movie "drunken master". In the context of the movie to mean "your the best thing since sliced bread". See Bees Knees and Dogs Bollocks
Salvidor: "Hey guys I just bought over a case of beers"
Friend: "Gee Salvidor, you're the cat's ass"
by Senhor Salvidor Guido September 10, 2004
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To have totally fucked something up. Usually by doing something stupid. Specifically used to describe technology that is broken.
Example 1....
Admin: I totally borked my machine installing Win XP SP2.

Example 2....

"I can't come over at the moment...my car is borked".
by Senhor Salvidor Guido September 7, 2004
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