2 definition by Senhor Salvidor Guido

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To have totally fucked something up. Usually by doing something stupid. Specifically used to describe technology that is broken.
Example 1....
Admin: I totally borked my machine installing Win XP SP2.

Example 2....

"I can't come over at the moment...my car is borked".
by Senhor Salvidor Guido September 07, 2004

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From the chopsui movie "drunken master". In the context of the movie to mean "your the best thing since sliced bread". See Bees Knees and Dogs Bollocks
Salvidor: "Hey guys I just bought over a case of beers"
Friend: "Gee Salvidor, you're the cat's ass"
by Senhor Salvidor Guido September 10, 2004

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