bocked

1. To have been unknowingly volunteered or committed to a task or job that is not feasible.

2. To accomplish a major task only to have someone else take the credit.

3. Having the feeling that you have been violated by a sycophant.
1. I was "bocked" into redesigning the entire user database because someone wanted the columns named "prettier".

2. I worked an entire year on a project that made $8,000,000,000 only to be "bocked" by that suck-up who promptly received a bonus for the work "he" did.

3. After being "bocked" by nut-breath, I felt the need to take a long shower.
by Yul June 05, 2003
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bocked

Taking any problem and blowing it up into a crisis level event. defbock
The customer was a little worried about our schedule, then John came in and bocked up our proposed solution. Now everyone is in a panic.
by Steve June 05, 2003
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Bock Bock

Hello in HP, usually used to prefix coffee, lunch or beer. Generally HP chickens are feed a lot of steroid based corn and staff become docile and unproductive.
Bock Bock coffee?
Bock Bock lunch?
Bock Bock beer?
Bock Bock lets stay at lunch longer!
Bock Bock how can I get out of this?
Bock Bock I think my boss is sleeping with the staff...
by HPChickenFed December 02, 2010
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bock

A very strong lager beer traditionally brewed in winter to celebrate the coming spring. Full-bodied, malty, well-hopped. Darker, sweeter, and heavier than typical beers, made for six weeks in the spring from the residue left in the vats before they are cleaned. Double Bock is an even stronger version.
It only takes a few bottles of Sam Adams Double Bock to make me talk funny and fall down.
by Beer Hunter February 12, 2004
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Bock

A ball cock. It usually happens to fat people and their cock turns into a ball because they are so fucking fat.
Hey look at that fat guy
Yeah he's probably got a bock!
by Choseseph10 June 13, 2014
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Bocked

That feeling you get even when you are sober at 3:00 am. You are just feeling delerious and everything seems to be funny or confusing. One can also feel bocked after completing a tedious act or having a tiring day.
I played Minecraft for so long everything is just hilarious to me, I am feeling bocked.
by kikiandyolanda August 18, 2019
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bock

baekhyun + cock = bock. THE bock. theres only one bock. the holy bock
“nnnggfff. gimme dat bock.”
by baekbhu December 08, 2019
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