Bocked 

That feeling you get even when you are sober at 3:00 am. You are just feeling delerious and everything seems to be funny or confusing. One can also feel bocked after completing a tedious act or having a tiring day.

I played Minecraft for so long everything is just hilarious to me, I am feeling bocked.

Bocked by kikiandyolanda August 18, 2019

bocked 

1. To have been unknowingly volunteered or committed to a task or job that is not feasible.

2. To accomplish a major task only to have someone else take the credit.

3. Having the feeling that you have been violated by a sycophant.

1. I was "bocked" into redesigning the entire user database because someone wanted the columns named "prettier".

2. I worked an entire year on a project that made $8,000,000,000 only to be "bocked" by that suck-up who promptly received a bonus for the work "he" did.

3. After being "bocked" by nut-breath, I felt the need to take a long shower.

bocked by Yul June 5, 2003

bocked 

Taking any problem and blowing it up into a crisis level event. defbock

The customer was a little worried about our schedule, then John came in and bocked up our proposed solution. Now everyone is in a panic.

bocked by Steve June 5, 2003

Bocked 

To "Steel" or "Rob" something from someone. If the thief claims "Bocked" there's an unwritten rule that this item is now the thief's going forward

Me: Did you take my dog?

Thief: Bocked!

Me: Nothing I can do about it now... he's yours I guess

Bocked by RowdyRojjyPiper February 3, 2022

bocked up 

Totally screwing something up to the point where people are excruciatingly angry at you.

Dude you totally bocked up this time! I am so going to kick your ass.

bocked up by Steve June 6, 2003

bocked up 

To mess up, bodge, render unusable or otherwise screw up something. From the German "verbocken".

I'd just cleaned my kitchen and now it's totally bocked up. You left the lights turned on and now by battery is bocked.

bocked up by biggus-D April 25, 2016

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