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A small piece of shit that cannot on its own be classed as a "shit". Typically, a nibby is produced when the pan sitter has more foul gas than digested food. Following the fanfare of blow-off, a tiny plop will signal the arrival of the nibby. A look down will confirm it minuscule existence.
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Get the Nibby mug.A 'Blanket Lifter', is the term given to the fiercely powerful fart in bed that has the power to raise aloft the bed sheets much to the disdain of the partner laying akin.
What the fuck did you do that for?? You scared me AND the dog (Which shot clean off the bed and into the hall yelping!!!) Next time you need a blanket lifter go to the fucking toilet you dirty bastard, you nearly had my eye out!
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
Get the Blanket Lifter mug.A group of people who profiteer during a pandemic and buy up all the supplies of hand sanitiser and food, then proceed to sell it at extortionate prices on various online sales outlets. A petition has been set up to name and shame these DICKHEADS!
Look at these DICKHEADS with a trolleys full of toilet roll and sanitiser!!! Scratch their car with you're keys!!! No, take a pic of the REG plate and post it online!!!!
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
Get the Dickheads mug.Contrary to popular lies, this originated in medieval Scotland when, after a full gut of haggis, one could be found swiftly exiting the crannog to clean you're arse due a follow through which has lodged at the rear of the kilt and needs to be scrapped off!
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Get the Fart Dart mug.A person who removes someone trousers without prior permission. It is done swiftly in a downward tugging motion whilst the victims back is turned.
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Get the Dekegger mug.My original name for poker players who go all in with absolutely anything over and over. Hence, Scarab Beetle, pushing (going all in) shit around (any two cards).
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
Get the Scarab Beetle mug.The once very popular childhood Scottish game of removing ill fitting tupes and wigs from the unsuspecting heads of passers by. The little dirty children used to be paid a threaded haypenny by bookmakers who were giving odds on a "ya"or "nay" to rich businessmen. A fight once broke out between a gambler and the local bookie, after odds of 3-1 were reneged upon when a rather feisty child caught a hand full of Mrs McClackered hair... which transpired was her very own and not man made after all. The police were called and after a stewards enquiry it was decided the bet was null and void and the hair was returned to its previous owner.
After a bylaw was passed, tugarug was made illegal everywhere in Scotland except the Outer Hebrides.
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