When you one night stand a girl and she tries to get in touch with you afterwards, and you pretend you have never seen her before in your life. Inspired by the thousands of such encounters that David Bowie surely had throughout his career.
This rule states that any person under the samenickname or similar nickname to 'BowieD' really exist in this world. These people are meant to serve as NPCs under the rule 34 in the society.
Why is he acting so weird? That's because his nickname is BowieD and he's forced to do the BowieD rule 34.
When an obese individual is so large that they empose their mass and shrink the space for normally proportioned individuals in hallways, elevators, and especially airlines seats.
The flight is so uncomfortable sitting next to this Two-Bodied man, his whole side is resting upon me and pressing into my flesh as he sweats I can smell and feel his excessive moisture.