Bowied 

When you take enough coros that you see David Bowie.

Oh man, I was so fucked up last night... I was bowied!

Bowied by Rahvihn May 23, 2004

Bowied 

When you one night stand a girl and she tries to get in touch with you afterwards, and you pretend you have never seen her before in your life. Inspired by the thousands of such encounters that David Bowie surely had throughout his career.

Dude, did you see Veronica at the club last night?

Yeah, but I was with three other chicks so I totally Bowied her.

Bowied by Wall Str33t July 2, 2011

Bowied

Verb

To be taken out the same way David Bowie was

"Stop acting british before I shove a ton of cigarettes down your throat and you'll die like David Bowie"

"Omg im gonna get bowied"

Bowied by fjwhghs January 10, 2026

BOWIED

To dramatically ejaculate across someone's face in a bold, diagonal lightning-bolt streak, perfectly recreating David Bowie's iconic Aladdin Sane makeup look from the '70s. Bonus points if you hit the exact zig-zag angle and then whisper "Let's dance" as you zip up and vanish into the night like a true Starman.

"Bro, last night was legendary—I absolutely bowied her from eyebrow to jawline. She came out looking like Ziggy Stardust had a one-night stand with a bukkake enthusiast."

BOWIED by Michaelas M&M Blaaaast June 30, 2026

BOWIED

Bowied (verb): The act of elegantly ejaculating across a partner’s face in a single, artistic diagonal streak, tastefully recreating David Bowie’s iconic Aladdin Sane lightning bolt makeup from the 1970s. A glamorous and theatrical finish worthy of a rock legend.

Example sentence:
"After an intimate and passionate evening, he gracefully bowied her with a precise diagonal flash, transforming her into a living tribute to Bowie’s Aladdin Sane era—she wore the artistic streak with radiant confidence and a knowing smile."

BOWIED by Michaelas M&M Blaaaast July 4, 2026

BowieD rule 34 

This rule states that any person under the same nickname or similar nickname to 'BowieD' really exist in this world. These people are meant to serve as NPCs under the rule 34 in the society.

Why is he acting so weird? That's because his nickname is BowieD and he's forced to do the BowieD rule 34.

BowieD rule 34 by LocoCZ February 21, 2023

David Bowied 

To attain an unexpectedly successful result on any given feat.

You David Bowied that s*** man!

David Bowied by frozone17 May 10, 2008