bovyb 

A dumb blondeeee

You are a BOVYB

bovyb by anonymous September 14, 2020

bodybooking 

1. A person who constantly post pictures of themselves while working out, shirtless/ in a bikini, or in workout clothes with no sweat on their face. Could be compared to douchebag workout, if extreme.

2. A hooker that's really good at scheduling her appointments.

orginally from Markiplier (You should watch him on Youtube - if interested in gaming)

3. Build your mind by reading lots of books.

orginally from Rosanna (You should watch her on Youtube - if interested in food/cooking)

1. *Ding*

Me, "What was that?"

My guy friend, "It's Facebook, this girl is trying to get people's attention by posting pics of her in a swimsuit."

Me, "Oh, so she's bodybooking"

2. "She is a good bodybooker. She is a good bodybooker-hooker," Markiplier 2016, "... hookers can read, who are you to judge!"

3. "...reading lots of books, so your mind is getting stronger. Like, like bodybooking instead of bodybuilding, its bodybooking???" said Pansino.

"Nobody does that anymore," I said.

bodybooking by Citty-Kat July 11, 2016

Bodybreak 

When you find yourself in a suddenly broken situation, or state of despair and embarrassment, relative to your own stupidity, or that of a friend's. Often resulting in self inflicted physical punishment, or complete self loathing

Call a girl by wrong name, friend says "Man she Bodybreak you!" As you walk back to your table of friends with a pint of beer and hand print across your face.

Wipe out, crash, walk into, slam, or physically abuse your body against an object or objects. "Man you Bodybreak hard."

Drink to much at the bar and go missing only to be found by your friends passed out in the back alley. "Oh man, he was Bodybreaked."

So high you turned up the radio because you couldn't hear the drive through lady talking on the speaker. "Buddy, we are Bodybreaked."

Bodybreak by 908-RecAnimal September 6, 2017

bodybooking 

A hooker that's really good at scheduling her appointments. - Mark 2k16

The hooker was bodybooking her appointments

bodybooking by eat ma shit July 6, 2016

boyband hair

see A1, 5ive, Backstreet Boys.
Either spikey or like a mcdonalds m. Normally bleached blonde, greasy looking and always overstyled.

John: oooh Joel look at my hair it's so cool. I spent ages on it this morning, I put like a whole pot of gel on it. Do you like my middle parting? And then I've like made it go up and then like flop around my face...
Joel: yeah mate you look like a silly little 90s kid with silly boyband hair, go wash it and then shave it off.
John: *crying*

boyband hair by uahuaf83ix October 19, 2009

BodyBooking 

Building your mind by reading lots of books

Instead of going to the gym; I went to the library to get my bodybooking done.

BodyBooking by Masked Girl July 25, 2016

bodybag 

1. (v. or n.) Widely used in battle-rap circles (Grind Time, URL, King of the Dot, etc.), but can be applied more generally. To bodybag an opponent is to secure a definitive win over said opponent.

2. (n.) The series of lines which leads to the situation described in 1.

1. Damn, Soul Khan bodybagged Deacon Frost in URL. Shit was merciless.

2. Now, here comes the bodybag... (insert clever rhyming gun talk and/or references to fucking opponent's mother)

bodybag by sexual mystery May 4, 2011