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Boybland

A nerd or geek of the male persuasion with a simple mind and a tendency to dribble on himself.
These simple creatures are rarely seen in public due to their inability to stop drooling down their shirts.
Hey look, there goes that boybland. Haven't seen him around for years.
Check out the snail trail left by that boybland over there.
by A non January 3, 2009
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Boybland

(Boibland) A nerd or geek of the male persuasion with a backward mind and a tendency to dribble on himself.
These simple creatures are rarely seen in public due to their inability to stop drooling down their shirts.
It is commonly believed that the boybland state of mind comes about after prolonged periods of time spent on one's own having little or no contact with the outside world.
Hey look, there goes that boybland. Haven't seen him around for years.
Check out the snail trail left by that boybland over there.
by John Dow July 20, 2008
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boyband hair

see A1, 5ive, Backstreet Boys.
Either spikey or like a mcdonalds m. Normally bleached blonde, greasy looking and always overstyled.
John: oooh Joel look at my hair it's so cool. I spent ages on it this morning, I put like a whole pot of gel on it. Do you like my middle parting? And then I've like made it go up and then like flop around my face...
Joel: yeah mate you look like a silly little 90s kid with silly boyband hair, go wash it and then shave it off.
John: *crying*
by uahuaf83ix October 19, 2009
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Bobland

Oh you're from Bobland? No wonder you look so pink.
by Dani Linash July 9, 2021
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Boyband Party

The act of shoving multiple G.I. Joes up ones rectum.
Dan - Where did Chris go?
Brian - He went into the bathroom with like 5 G.I. Joes.
Dan - Bruh...he’s having a boyband party!
Brian - bruh...
by TheBigSaucy December 3, 2018
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boyband

A band with more than one male lead singer. Considered 'mainstream' and often bashed by anyone older than 14 and American. Boybands typically have decent music, (although no one will admit it) seriously hott guys, and never play their own instruments. There are bands with all boys, and multiple singers, but these are not boy bands. They actually play their own instruments and usually keep the same drummer.
Some boybands...
Backstreet boys
Nsync

Not boybands...
McFly
Busted
Fall Out Boy
by apathetic1 March 1, 2008
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Boyband fetish

A person who has a unatural obcession for having sex either:

With boyband music/video playing in the background
or
infront of a live boyband/ or at a concert

People who have a boyband fetish usually are gays who are in the closet, they are overly prone to rage and anger towards their friends usually kneeing viciously in the balls.Most come from the Houten regis area.
Liam:I can't wait to see Take-That live.
Unnamed:Yeah aren't you taking your boy-friend?
Liam:Just because she looks like a man doesn't mean she is!
Unnamed:Whatever,along as she fufills your boy-band fetish!
Liam:What did you say?
Unnamed:!U HAVE A BOYBAND FETISH!
Liam:You c*nt! (Knees viciously)
Unnamed:Yeah, I wear a cup now ..


. . . but damn it still hurts!
by Eisel Dier April 6, 2007
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