bottlenecking

using pedestrian roadworks to such an effect that conversation can be struck up with a random member of the public with a view to taking them back to your place to rut

"How did you pick her up?"

"I bottlenecked her on Kilburn High Road"

by Alistair Drummond February 16, 2005

bottlenecking

Using a bottle, preferably a glass one, to aide sexual stimulation.

"The young doctoral intern was astounded to find the farmer's penis lodged inside of the coke bottle while bottlenecking."

by b-run June 28, 2007

Bottleneck

Computer-related definition: A part of your computer internals is slowing your entire system down.

Example of a Bottleneck: Your GPU is higher-end compared to your processor, but your processor isn't powerful enough and prevents your GPU from working at full potential. This is also known as bootlegging.

by The Elder Hobo October 22, 2013

Bottleneck

A bottleneck is a point of congestion in a production system (such as an assembly line or a computer network) that occurs when workloads arrive too quickly for the production process to handle.

Pepe can not handle this volume, he is such a bottleneck

by DonLemar June 07, 2019

Bottleneck

Bottleneck is a thing or a person that slows down a flow or a process

A: Hey how is the project going?
B: It´s alright but Naga is a bottleneck so we are a bit behind

by NAHA31 October 13, 2021

bottleneck

A co-worker who takes so long to do their job they make every project take longer than it should.

We would have been done with this project two months ago if Dante wasn't such a bottleneck.

by SafeGoat August 04, 2008

Bottleneck

A universal safe-word for seshes, when a friend is going overboard you use this word.

"bro too far, BOTTLENECK cunt!"
"Bro he was being a bit bottlenecky but it's alright."

by Kneeeckle September 11, 2022