botchslap

Getting smacked in the face by someone palming a boccie ball and driving into your cheekbone.

Shut up mouth-faggot. Or, I'll botchslap you so hard you'll be blowing your boyfriend with a straw.

by frankthetank13 August 26, 2019

Colorado Bitchslap

Name for a March-May Blizzard, one day it's nice, sunny and 70 degrees, the next day it's a white-out. The weather bitch slaps your brain, and makes it difficult to concentrate, among other things in Colorado that are already distracting you, for example, legalized Marijuana.

Man, I was going to go for a killer climb, hike and bike today, but we've experienced a Colorado Bitchslap, so I'm going to do nothing, except watch my car experience a Colorado Carwash.

by Glitternacht May 15, 2014

benchslap

A benchslap is when a judge humiliates an attorney, insults another judge, or reverses a lower court in a particularly demeaning manner. A judicial bitch slap, if you will. This term was popularized by David Lat of AboveTheLaw.com (when he was blogging for UnderneathTheirRobes.com).

That was a classic Kozinski benchslap.

Judge Judy totally benchslapped that hooker that claimed to be a model, did you see that?

She might be a litigatrix, but that didn't help her dodge that brutal benchslap.

by Count Christoph von Stoph-Stopherson November 3, 2007

botchla

a song by the band poison the well off the album tear from the red. a hardcore classic.

turn on that one track... botchla!

by apple jax July 8, 2012

bitchslang

a type of language american bitches use

y'all do no me u a ho biatch aight said the crazy girl in typical bitchslang

by nognome August 27, 2009

benchslap

In fantasy football, when you lose a match up because you benched a player who scored far more points than the one you played.

Damn, girl, you played Luck instead of Sanders this week? You got benchslapped.

by lyzurjane October 1, 2016

Bitchslap

The literal and/or metaphoric slapping or whacking someone in order to knock some sense into them.

Someone bitchslap the TV producer that keeps putting Vince Guaraldi's "Cast Your Fate to the Wind" on as background music for the weather reports on Hurricane Frances in Florida!

by TheChocolateLady September 5, 2004