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by LicenseToTrill January 4, 2017
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batchslap

(v) to bitchslap someone

Originally from music video for the song "Shoes" by Kelly who, because of 'her' accent, pronounces the 'i' in bitchslap as a long 'a'.
I'm gonna batchslap you shlutbag.
by a broken dream January 5, 2007
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Colorado Bitchslap

Name for a March-May Blizzard, one day it's nice, sunny and 70 degrees, the next day it's a white-out. The weather bitch slaps your brain, and makes it difficult to concentrate, among other things in Colorado that are already distracting you, for example, legalized Marijuana.
Man, I was going to go for a killer climb, hike and bike today, but we've experienced a Colorado Bitchslap, so I'm going to do nothing, except watch my car experience a Colorado Carwash.
by Glitternacht May 15, 2014
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benchslap

A benchslap is when a judge humiliates an attorney, insults another judge, or reverses a lower court in a particularly demeaning manner. A judicial bitch slap, if you will. This term was popularized by David Lat of AboveTheLaw.com (when he was blogging for UnderneathTheirRobes.com).
That was a classic Kozinski benchslap.

Judge Judy totally benchslapped that hooker that claimed to be a model, did you see that?

She might be a litigatrix, but that didn't help her dodge that brutal benchslap.
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Boston Backslap

The Boston Backslap is the sexual act of rooting doggy-style and the male pretends to be edging near to climax, instead shitting into his hand and slapping it on the females back.
Billy: Bro I was fucking that dog of a cunt Deanna, and she was a shit root so I shit in my hand and slapped it on her back.

Joey: So you Boston Backslapped her cunt?

Billy: Yeah, I only found out after she was your mrs though....
by Cazlab7 June 11, 2019
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Mc Chicken Backslapper

When you bend your girl over, stick a left over chicken nugget in her bumhole whilst guiding it in with your left thumb, with one leg over in the air as you slap her ass cheeks.
Diana : Hey baby what should we do with the left over nuggets....
Mirko: I think you know ;)
Diana : Ok, I will prepare my ass cheeks
Mirko: Ok honey, I'll meet you in the garden for the MC Chicken Backslapper
by MC Chicken Backslapper February 24, 2021
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Swahilian Backslap

swah-hee-lee-an bak-slap When receiving oral while standing, right before ejaculating, the person receiving oral defecates on their hand, and proceeds to slap it on the back of the person who is giving the oral.
Lilly: "So like omg, i was giving head to Billy and right before he came he took a shit in his hand and slapped it on my back!"
Leah: "LMAO he so gave you a swahilian backslap!"
by crumble cakes September 24, 2010
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