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A guy with a badass attitude and a cool ass name. Thats all
Fucking Borxton
borxton by 12.nobody.12 January 19, 2017
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Broxton is a very great friend and very reliable. Can be a pain at times but always has your back in the end. If you date a Broxton you are very lucky, keep him close to your heart.
That boy is great..he muct be a broxton
Broxton by thelovergirl March 22, 2013

son of a borton 

a person who would have benefitted the world by being an abortion or being born dead
bubbles off trailer park boys...ie, bubbles' is a son of a borton
son of a borton by big guy December 4, 2004

Mrs. Borton

Holds the Guinness world records for the worst teacher, most white hairs, and is used as a torture method all around the globe. She uses her 30 minute non-stop talking as a light attack, and the 120 statement due in a day as the finishing blow, she is yet to be defeated by the 2 saviors , AP and thasin.
Wow have you seen Mrs. Borton? she looks like a full grown king foo panda”
Mrs. Borton by AP878 October 9, 2020

broxton park 

Broxton park is a school filled with evil devil children. In the bathrooms they just shit all over the place! Like i don't know what kind of bowel explosions are happening but there but it's just traumatizing, you will occasionally find blood in the bathroom, I don't even want to imagine why... But the teachers aren't any better, the enjoy stabbing people in the back and making the shit school even shittier, I didn't know it was possible. Then go on what they call "rabbit trails" this is when they talk about random shit and say it's educational, it's often a sob story and I'm just like "OMG I don't give a fuck! Just shut up and let me not have to endure your sob story!" A teacher said "here are my car keys go grab my Pepsi and come back in" lol, Broxton is odd. Teachers at broxton park are like, " when I was 10 I was bullied" and then start crying and then I'm just like " OMG I don't give a fuck, like stop your sobb story and grow up.
I teach at broxton park so I basically fuck my students in the ass all day long.
broxton park by LikeWhy June 21, 2016

Boxtonians 

Boxtonians are phrases that are so corny you die inside. These phrases might be used by drake or disney sitcoms that are horribly unfunny. Phrases like "AWKWARRRRRRRD!" or "that escalated quickly!" "well that just happened!"
People using boxtonians unironically are found to be extremely stupid
Boxtonians by Neardead_ February 21, 2022

Toe Borton

A really good looking Caucasian boy. Very attractive with a very large cock.

Strengths: everything

Weakness: 5’2
Yo dude, you got a toe borton cock

Thanks man I appreciate it.
Toe Borton by Toebourton May 12, 2022
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