Hayden E

A very sexy tall boy. Absolutely dashing most of the time, and is semi bipolar. Gets abused by his daddy.

Yo dude when was the last time you met a guy like Hayden E?

I didn’t think such a man existed.

by Toebourton May 12, 2022

Neil Freestone

An amazingly talented individual, absolute handsome with a great singing voice, very good looking.

Yo man what’s the name of the guy with the Tom and jerry tattoo that has a great voice?

Oh Neil Freestone?

by Toebourton May 12, 2022

Faran Khan

A very Muslim kid. He has access to all of the worlds nuclear bombs and will decimate you at any moment.

Strengths: heavy missiles

Weaknesses: pork

Hey man, when was the last time you saw Faran Khan?

Yeah, yesterday. He threaten to blow my house up.

by Toebourton May 12, 2022

Lion Mandelbaum

A large masculine hairy Mexican man. Has a massive cock, big and black all around, with pubes like the amazonian rain forest. Proof that someone with a ballsack that touches the ground exists.

Hey dude, when was the last time you saw someone with a Lion Mandelbaum sized cock?

I have never seen someone with a 14 foot cock dude.

by Toebourton May 11, 2022

Jack Swan

A Sid from toy story looking head ass, low key kinda hot though, not really the sharpest tool in the shed, but is a good reliable friend.

1: Yo man, are you friends with jack swan

2: No dude he looks like Sid from toy story

3: I am, he is kinda cool

by Toebourton May 12, 2022

Braulio Patricio Mariano

Incredible landscaper

Strengths: weed wacker

Weakness: tacos

Uh… dude, did you mow the lawn?

Does it look like I did?

Bro I told you to… ring ring… hey is this Braulio Patricio Mariano Landscaping?

by Toebourton May 12, 2022

Toe Borton

A really good looking Caucasian boy. Very attractive with a very large cock.

Strengths: everything

Weakness: 5’2

Yo dude, you got a toe borton cock

Thanks man I appreciate it.

by Toebourton May 12, 2022