bornado 

A tornado of boredom, which leaves nothing but nothingness and despair in it's wake.

Man, I got hit by a bornado last night...there wasn't shit to do at all.

bornado by Harlequin Tempest February 28, 2010

Bonadouchē 

A ginger douchebag with a propensity for violence and an arrest record that may include but is not limited to: drug abuse, theft, soliciting prostitutes and physical and/or sexual assault.

Did you see the story about that red-headed scumbag on the news last night?
Oh yeah, typical Bonadouchē. How many times has that asshole been locked up?

Bonadouchē by sciflyer.25 March 26, 2014

bronado alley 

A high-risk or high-frequency bronado zone. Possible high-risk areas include: sports bars, sporting events, establishments with free or bottomless drinks, party busses, fraternity houses, bachelor parties, buffets, VIP areas with bottle service, and pretty much anywhere bro-iness and substance use create ideal bronado conditions. It should be noted that being located inside any of the aforementioned areas means you are deep into the danger zone and should take emergency measures. If possible, seek a nearby bronado shelter.

*See also: bronado, bronado shelter

It's generally a bad idea to pass through that bronado alley — especially after the bars close. I must've seen at least 5 bronados the last time I ventured into that bar.

bronado alley by +ApN+ July 21, 2016

Borenado

A forecast of severe weather that amounts to nothing.

Robert: "The news said there is going to be a major thunderstorm tonight, possible tornado."
Bill: (hours later) "That turned out to be a real borenado."

Borenado by ghost towne May 23, 2020

bronado shelter 

Designated bronado-free safe havens. Examples of effective bronado shelters: libraries, farmers markets, museums, art installations, hipster-occupied coffee shops

Unlike tornado shelters, there's no universal wayfinding signage to guide you to safety, so emergency preparedness and education are key to ensuring your safety. Bronados form when a group of amped bros form together. Be on the lookout for visible warning signs, including but not limited to: drunken high fiving, fist pumping, backward caps, v-neck or popped collar shirts, excessive hair product and/or cologne. Audible clues include loud use of the words bro, champ and boss.

Good thing we saw that bronado shelter, otherwise we could've been subjected to high fives and found ourselves at a party with beer pong.

bronado shelter by +ApN+ July 22, 2016

Bronado

When a group of bro's begin to fist pump so hard that a whirl wind begins to form and then from that, a Bro-nado rips through the party.

Me and all the bro's on my team were fist pumping so hard that we had a B-4 Bronado rip through the whole party. No quit.

Bronado by SEXC BRO June 2, 2011

Borenado

A person prone to loud, long-winded stories of little interest to his or her captive audience. Such people can lay waste to a dinner party, other informal social gathering, or a classroom.

1) Oh crap! Jim just showed up. What a windbag. Now we're stuck listening to stupid stories about his ant farm. What a borenado. He'll totally destroy our party!

2) Professor Jones went total borenado on us in class today! She took off on a rant about war protesting in the 1960s instead of discussing Ernest Hemmingway's books.

Borenado by Rixter66 July 7, 2011