A high-risk or high-frequency bronado zone. Possible high-risk areas include: sportsbars, sporting events, establishments with free or bottomless drinks, party busses, fraternity houses, bachelor parties, buffets, VIP areas with bottle service, and pretty much anywhere bro-iness and substance use create ideal bronado conditions. It should be noted that being located inside any of the aforementioned areas means you are deep into the danger zone and should take emergency measures. If possible, seek a nearby bronado shelter.
*See also: bronado, bronado shelter
It's generally a bad idea to pass through that bronado alley — especially after the bars close. I must've seen at least 5 bronados the last time I ventured into that bar.
Robert: "The news said there is going to be a major thunderstorm tonight, possible tornado."
Bill: (hours later) "That turned out to be a real borenado."
Designated bronado-free safe havens. Examples of effective bronado shelters: libraries, farmers markets, museums, art installations, hipster-occupied coffee shops
Unlike tornado shelters, there's no universal wayfinding signage to guide you to safety, so emergency preparedness and education are key to ensuring your safety. Bronados form when a group of amped bros form together. Be on the lookout for visible warning signs, including but not limited to: drunken high fiving, fist pumping, backward caps, v-neck or popped collar shirts, excessive hair product and/or cologne. Audible clues include loud use of the words bro, champ and boss.
Good thing we saw that bronado shelter, otherwise we could've been subjected to high fives and found ourselves at a party with beer pong.
A person prone to loud, long-winded stories of little interest to his or her captive audience. Such people can lay waste to a dinner party, other informal social gathering, or a classroom.
1) Oh crap! Jim just showed up. What a windbag. Now we're stuck listening to stupid stories about his ant farm. What a borenado. He'll totally destroy our party!
2) Professor Jones went total borenado on us in class today! She took off on a rant about war protesting in the 1960s instead of discussing Ernest Hemmingway's books.