borkins
Holy crap Ted, my mom got me a Borkins computer for Christmas! It's the shiz - I'm gonna cum in my pants!
borkins by Allah babba December 30, 2010
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borkenshire
borkenshire evolved over several weeks, beginning from the word "bork" referencing to the website starcraftdream.com, when a member's posts were all edited to swedish chef therefore ending every post in bork bork bork. it was truly ownage. but it was difficult calling something a bork, because at that point we all used bork just as a subsitute for laughter, so randomly i said hah borkenshire and it was instantly humorous, and borkenshire has been used ever since.
the borkenshire refers to anything of gay antics or just a funny situation, or a stupid ignorant loser.
the borkenshire refers to anything of gay antics or just a funny situation, or a stupid ignorant loser.
1. jesus christ that party was a borkenshire, no one would dance and denny left early to go get high without me.
2. hahaha jonathan dropped his snapple on the floor and it shattered making a huge mess, that was a fucking borkenshire.
3. christian is a borkenshire, did u see him looking at porn on his laptop in spanish? hahaha
2. hahaha jonathan dropped his snapple on the floor and it shattered making a huge mess, that was a fucking borkenshire.
3. christian is a borkenshire, did u see him looking at porn on his laptop in spanish? hahaha
borkenshire by trill will December 25, 2008
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Sloppy Bobkins
A sloppy, unkept girl, usually large, wearing messy clothes and hasnt showered... She is the girl you see out, who looks like she was born to eat a cock meat sandwich...
You can take her home, but you never admit to sloppy bobkins hook-ups..
You might start seeing the sloppy around alot after the first hook up..
You can take her home, but you never admit to sloppy bobkins hook-ups..
You might start seeing the sloppy around alot after the first hook up..
Dude 1- Wow, look at that one... She's a mess
Dude 2- Yea, total Sloppy Bobkins canidate... I bet she loves cockmeat
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An ancient Greek school of philosophy, founded in Athens by Börkur of Breiðholt, and his followers (564 BC). The school taught a theory, or a system of going through life in which retiring from society, living in social isolation, indulging in unhealthy food and collecting FUPA is celebrated. This is inspired for a variety of reasons, namely the Það incident.
Börkism by Börkurfan_nr.1 September 22, 2018
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