borkins

the brand name of computers that Chuck Norris and God use.

Holy crap Ted, my mom got me a Borkins computer for Christmas! It's the shiz - I'm gonna cum in my pants!

by Allah babba December 30, 2010

borkenshire

borkenshire evolved over several weeks, beginning from the word "bork" referencing to the website starcraftdream.com, when a member's posts were all edited to swedish chef therefore ending every post in bork bork bork. it was truly ownage. but it was difficult calling something a bork, because at that point we all used bork just as a subsitute for laughter, so randomly i said hah borkenshire and it was instantly humorous, and borkenshire has been used ever since.

the borkenshire refers to anything of gay antics or just a funny situation, or a stupid ignorant loser.

1. jesus christ that party was a borkenshire, no one would dance and denny left early to go get high without me.

2. hahaha jonathan dropped his snapple on the floor and it shattered making a huge mess, that was a fucking borkenshire.

3. christian is a borkenshire, did u see him looking at porn on his laptop in spanish? hahaha

by trill will December 25, 2008

Sloppy Bobkins

A sloppy, unkept girl, usually large, wearing messy clothes and hasnt showered... She is the girl you see out, who looks like she was born to eat a cock meat sandwich...

You can take her home, but you never admit to sloppy bobkins hook-ups..

You might start seeing the sloppy around alot after the first hook up..

Dude 1- Wow, look at that one... She's a mess

Dude 2- Yea, total Sloppy Bobkins canidate... I bet she loves cockmeat

by Sloppy fighter February 4, 2009

Barkinson's

Shaky dog syndrome

Dude, is your dog having a seizure?
No man, he's just got barkinson's.

by PandaKhan June 1, 2011

Borkis

projectile vomit due to intoxication

1. Harb borkised last night!
2. Do you see all that borkis on the floor?! someone better clean that up before someone like Amber slips on it!

by kristiana & harb 4eva June 18, 2011

Earl Boykins

2nd shortest player in NBA history. The only player taller than him is Muggsy Bogues, who was 5'3". Known for his speed, quick shooting, and tenacious defense he is one of my favorite players. If he was 6'6" he be a superstar.

Don't even bother trying to stop Earl Boykins in transition, he'll just breeze right by you and hit a layup

by C-Note 2000 May 16, 2005

Börkism

An ancient Greek school of philosophy, founded in Athens by Börkur of Breiðholt, and his followers (564 BC). The school taught a theory, or a system of going through life in which retiring from society, living in social isolation, indulging in unhealthy food and collecting FUPA is celebrated. This is inspired for a variety of reasons, namely the Það incident.

After studying the writings of Börkur I have become a devout subscriber of Börkism

by Börkurfan_nr.1 September 22, 2018