Barkinson's 

Shaky dog syndrome

Dude, is your dog having a seizure?
No man, he's just got barkinson's.

Barkinson's by PandaKhan June 1, 2011

parkinson's law 

Work expands as to fill the time available for its completion.

I usually have 9-10 accounting problems to do each week, which usually take around five or six hours to complete. Last night I only had one. It took me seven.

Parkinson's Law <3

parkinson's law by Can you feel it February 21, 2007

Parkinson's disease 

A progressive neurodegenerative disease that causes tremors, stiffness, and rigidity in the muscles. There is no known cause or cure. Mohammad Ali and Michael J Fox both suffer from early onset Parkinson's disease. Early onset parkinsons often ends in a wheel chair with the ability to only move their eyes.

My father was diagnosed with Parkinson's disease.

Parkinson's disease by Educatedperson October 12, 2014

Alcohol Induced Parkinson's 

Alcohol Induced Parkinson's (or AIP), is the term used to describe the uncontrollable, Parkinson's-esque tremors experienced after a heavy night on the sauce. Main culprits are spirits, sugary cocktails and highly caffeinated beverages. Not to be confused with cold induced shivers or regular Parkinson's.

Oli: "Why are you shaking so much?"
Pete: "Got way too drunk last night, woke up with a serious case of Alcohol Induced Parkinson's today."

Alcohol Induced Parkinson's by Neddie Walker November 1, 2013

Rosa Parkinson’s 

it’s a disease where if you can’t sit at the front of the bus you die.

Timothy:Let me sit at the front of the bus bro
Chad:Why

Timothy:Because I have rosa parkinson’s

Chad:Shit bro that’s all you had to say

Rosa Parkinson’s by Intellectuallychallenged February 1, 2019

Parkinson's law 

Parkinson's law is an administrative principle that states that work tends to expand in relation to the time available for its completion. From C. Northcote Parkinson, a professor of the University of Malaysia, who first wrote of this law. While Parkinson, like Laurence J. Peter, apparently wrote his book as a satire on administration, unfortunately it turned out to be true.

It's a sad rule of corporations, and universities are not exempt, that the administrative apparatus tends to expand with time. Unfortunately, this is accompanied by stasis in what is accomplished. Parkinson's law holds true.

Parkinson's law by eViL pOp TaRt September 9, 2005

harkinson’s disease

Rare autoimmune disease believed to have

Symptoms :A general state of Disheveledness

Treatment: A haircut and well ironed uniform

Is billy okay? He looks like he may have caught the Harkinson’s disease?

harkinson’s disease by Sfd1512 April 13, 2018