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boobsturbate 

When a person grabs their own breasts, while squeezing, flapping, lifting, licking, etc., while making strange sounds. Most commonly associated with the obesedon race.
Tim: (whisper) Hey Jim!
Jim: (whisper) what?
Tim: see that guy over there with that huge moob pair?
Jim: yeah....
Tim: I caught him boobsturbating in the bathroom.
Jim: OK..........O_.
Tim: do you know what boobsturbate means?
Jim: no.
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Boobsturbation 

Not to be confused with Moobsturbation.

It is the act of female self pleasuring by means of various nipple/breast stimulation methods.

When a female asks you to play with/touch her boobs it is called Assisted Boobsturbation. If she is hot comply with her request. Because Boobs are fun.
Uses: Entertainment, arousal, relaxation, etc.
Jenny came home from a long day of work and drew up a bath and for added relaxation decided to have at some boobsturbation.

boobsterbate 

To simultaneously masturbate and play with your nipples.
I heard Ashley was about to boobsterbate last night
boobsterbate by Hetblzt May 15, 2014

booksterbate 

the act of putting a book on your lap and kegeling a boner against it until you ejaculate in your pants.
i was in class yesterday and i could see right down this hot girls shirt, i couldn't leave so i had to booksterbate.
booksterbate by zevlin January 29, 2014

to boresturbate 

1. Verb. To masturbate out of boredom
- Hey buddy! What did you do all day?

- Ah, absolutely nothing to do. I just boresturbated few times. (to boresturbate)
to boresturbate by Advanced Class November 6, 2016

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026