boobsturbate 

When a person grabs their own breasts, while squeezing, flapping, lifting, licking, etc., while making strange sounds. Most commonly associated with the obesedon race.

Tim: (whisper) Hey Jim!
Jim: (whisper) what?
Tim: see that guy over there with that huge moob pair?
Jim: yeah....
Tim: I caught him boobsturbating in the bathroom.
Jim: OK..........O_.
Tim: do you know what boobsturbate means?
Jim: no.

boobsturbate by SUPER ddong-jjeem April 20, 2012

Boobsturbation 

Not to be confused with Moobsturbation.

It is the act of female self pleasuring by means of various nipple/breast stimulation methods.

When a female asks you to play with/touch her boobs it is called Assisted Boobsturbation. If she is hot comply with her request. Because Boobs are fun.
Uses: Entertainment, arousal, relaxation, etc.

Jenny came home from a long day of work and drew up a bath and for added relaxation decided to have at some boobsturbation.

Boobsturbation by boobsturbation=meboobsrhappy December 11, 2013

boobsterbate 

To simultaneously masturbate and play with your nipples.

I heard Ashley was about to boobsterbate last night

boobsterbate by Hetblzt May 15, 2014

booksterbate 

the act of putting a book on your lap and kegeling a boner against it until you ejaculate in your pants.

i was in class yesterday and i could see right down this hot girls shirt, i couldn't leave so i had to booksterbate.

booksterbate by zevlin January 29, 2014

to boresturbate 

1. Verb. To masturbate out of boredom

- Hey buddy! What did you do all day?

- Ah, absolutely nothing to do. I just boresturbated few times. (to boresturbate)

to boresturbate by Advanced Class November 6, 2016

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022