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boobsturbate 

When a person grabs their own breasts, while squeezing, flapping, lifting, licking, etc., while making strange sounds. Most commonly associated with the obesedon race.
Tim: (whisper) Hey Jim!
Jim: (whisper) what?
Tim: see that guy over there with that huge moob pair?
Jim: yeah....
Tim: I caught him boobsturbating in the bathroom.
Jim: OK..........O_.
Tim: do you know what boobsturbate means?
Jim: no.
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Boobsturbation 

Not to be confused with Moobsturbation.

It is the act of female self pleasuring by means of various nipple/breast stimulation methods.

When a female asks you to play with/touch her boobs it is called Assisted Boobsturbation. If she is hot comply with her request. Because Boobs are fun.
Uses: Entertainment, arousal, relaxation, etc.
Jenny came home from a long day of work and drew up a bath and for added relaxation decided to have at some boobsturbation.

boobsterbate 

To simultaneously masturbate and play with your nipples.
I heard Ashley was about to boobsterbate last night
boobsterbate by Hetblzt May 15, 2014

booksterbate 

the act of putting a book on your lap and kegeling a boner against it until you ejaculate in your pants.
i was in class yesterday and i could see right down this hot girls shirt, i couldn't leave so i had to booksterbate.
booksterbate by zevlin January 29, 2014

to boresturbate 

1. Verb. To masturbate out of boredom
- Hey buddy! What did you do all day?

- Ah, absolutely nothing to do. I just boresturbated few times. (to boresturbate)
to boresturbate by Advanced Class November 6, 2016