boobsterbate
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Bumbsterbate
Yesterday in McDonald's, I walked into the bathroom and I heard the sound of the bumbsterbate, so there mus have been some dirty beatings going on in there.
Bumbsterbate by DomainofBEEP March 17, 2009
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boobsturbate
When a person grabs their own breasts, while squeezing, flapping, lifting, licking, etc., while making strange sounds. Most commonly associated with the obesedon race.
Tim: (whisper) Hey Jim!
Jim: (whisper) what?
Tim: see that guy over there with that huge moob pair?
Jim: yeah....
Tim: I caught him boobsturbating in the bathroom.
Jim: OK..........O_.
Tim: do you know what boobsturbate means?
Jim: no.
Jim: (whisper) what?
Tim: see that guy over there with that huge moob pair?
Jim: yeah....
Tim: I caught him boobsturbating in the bathroom.
Jim: OK..........O_.
Tim: do you know what boobsturbate means?
Jim: no.
boobsturbate by SUPER ddong-jjeem April 20, 2012
Boobsturbation
Not to be confused with Moobsturbation.
It is the act of female self pleasuring by means of various nipple/breast stimulation methods.
When a female asks you to play with/touch her boobs it is called Assisted Boobsturbation. If she is hot comply with her request. Because Boobs are fun.
Uses: Entertainment, arousal, relaxation, etc.
It is the act of female self pleasuring by means of various nipple/breast stimulation methods.
When a female asks you to play with/touch her boobs it is called Assisted Boobsturbation. If she is hot comply with her request. Because Boobs are fun.
Uses: Entertainment, arousal, relaxation, etc.
Jenny came home from a long day of work and drew up a bath and for added relaxation decided to have at some boobsturbation.
Boobsturbation by boobsturbation=meboobsrhappy December 11, 2013
Bloodsterbate
When your hands are so dry, but your meat stick is screaming for a mayo shower. You power through the skin peeling until your own fiddle stick produces red kool-aid and lubes you to victory.
I couldn't get Jennifer Lopez's attention, so I made my cracked dry hand into a mouth, and bloodsterbated until I needed a transfusion.
Bloodsterbate by Drek92 November 11, 2021
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