boobsterbate 

To simultaneously masturbate and play with your nipples.

I heard Ashley was about to boobsterbate last night

boobsterbate by Hetblzt May 15, 2014

Bumbsterbate 

When a homeless man is so lonely and bored, he has to whack it.

Yesterday in McDonald's, I walked into the bathroom and I heard the sound of the bumbsterbate, so there mus have been some dirty beatings going on in there.

Bumbsterbate by DomainofBEEP March 17, 2009

boobsturbate 

When a person grabs their own breasts, while squeezing, flapping, lifting, licking, etc., while making strange sounds. Most commonly associated with the obesedon race.

Tim: (whisper) Hey Jim!
Jim: (whisper) what?
Tim: see that guy over there with that huge moob pair?
Jim: yeah....
Tim: I caught him boobsturbating in the bathroom.
Jim: OK..........O_.
Tim: do you know what boobsturbate means?
Jim: no.

boobsturbate by SUPER ddong-jjeem April 20, 2012

Boobsturbation 

Not to be confused with Moobsturbation.

It is the act of female self pleasuring by means of various nipple/breast stimulation methods.

When a female asks you to play with/touch her boobs it is called Assisted Boobsturbation. If she is hot comply with her request. Because Boobs are fun.
Uses: Entertainment, arousal, relaxation, etc.

Jenny came home from a long day of work and drew up a bath and for added relaxation decided to have at some boobsturbation.

Boobsturbation by boobsturbation=meboobsrhappy December 11, 2013

booksterbate 

the act of putting a book on your lap and kegeling a boner against it until you ejaculate in your pants.

i was in class yesterday and i could see right down this hot girls shirt, i couldn't leave so i had to booksterbate.

booksterbate by zevlin January 29, 2014

Bloodsterbate 

When your hands are so dry, but your meat stick is screaming for a mayo shower. You power through the skin peeling until your own fiddle stick produces red kool-aid and lubes you to victory.

I couldn't get Jennifer Lopez's attention, so I made my cracked dry hand into a mouth, and bloodsterbated until I needed a transfusion.

Bloodsterbate by Drek92 November 11, 2021