When a homeless man is so lonely and bored, he has to whack it.
Yesterday in McDonald's, I walked into the bathroom and I heard the sound of the bumbsterbate, so there mus have been some dirty beatings going on in there.
When a person grabs their own breasts, while squeezing, flapping, lifting, licking, etc., while making strange sounds. Most commonly associated with the obesedon race.
Tim: (whisper) Hey Jim!
Jim: (whisper) what?
Tim: see that guy over there with that huge moob pair?
Jim: yeah....
Tim: I caught him boobsturbating in the bathroom.
Jim: OK..........O_.
Tim: do you know what boobsturbate means?
Jim: no.
It is the act of female self pleasuring by means of various nipple/breast stimulation methods.
When a female asks you to play with/touch her boobs it is called Assisted Boobsturbation. If she is hot comply with her request. Because Boobs are fun.
Uses: Entertainment, arousal, relaxation, etc.
Jenny came home from a long day of work and drew up a bath and for added relaxation decided to have at some boobsturbation.
When your hands are so dry, but your meat stick is screaming for a mayo shower. You power through the skin peeling until your own fiddle stick produces red kool-aid and lubes you to victory.
I couldn't get Jennifer Lopez's attention, so I made my crackeddry hand into a mouth, and bloodsterbated until I needed a transfusion.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.