Bloodsterbate

When your hands are so dry, but your meat stick is screaming for a mayo shower. You power through the skin peeling until your own fiddle stick produces red kool-aid and lubes you to victory.

I couldn't get Jennifer Lopez's attention, so I made my cracked dry hand into a mouth, and bloodsterbated until I needed a transfusion.

by Drek92 November 11, 2021

boobsterbate

To simultaneously masturbate and play with your nipples.

I heard Ashley was about to boobsterbate last night

by Hetblzt May 15, 2014

booksterbate

the act of putting a book on your lap and kegeling a boner against it until you ejaculate in your pants.

i was in class yesterday and i could see right down this hot girls shirt, i couldn't leave so i had to booksterbate.

by zevlin January 29, 2014