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bookanits 

when you get shoved inside of a kitchen utility
yo you have bookanits nibba

no way what
yeah 1000000000%
bookanits by bookanits December 20, 2018

boobanitarian 

Someone who cares for the welfare of boobage worldwide.
Person 1: "Did you see american Idol last night? Paula Abdul's boobs were under so much pressure, I was hoping they'd pop out just so they wouldn't suffocate in that slave ship for tits they were in."

Person 2: "Aww...you're such a boobanitarian for caring about their welfare"
boobanitarian by Maamoul April 8, 2008

boobanies 

A word used by the YouTube user, MaximBady to replace 'boobs', 'boobies' or 'breasts'.
A more funnier way to say breasts especially if said in a African accent like MaximBady says it, because MaximBady is geeeeeniuuuuss.

Watch MaximBady's 'How To Look at Girls Without Them Noticing' video for instructions on how to inspect boobanies and you will be a professional boobany inspector.

...yalla
Nicki Minaj has a very nice set of boobanies.

I want a girlfriend with huge boobanies. Not that huge though, as long as they are shaped perfectly and look perfect without a bra on.

That latino girl with the big ghetto booty and nice set of boobanies can come to me so I can chaka-laka-laka-laka-laka in her boobanies. Then I chaka-laka-laka-laka-laka in her, then she get pregnant, she get me baby, me baby come out, me tell baby, "ayyy babyyyy", you better be become doctor...baby become doctor.
boobanies by Afro-Motherfucking-M-A-N September 24, 2013

Bootanising 

Scrutinising a female booty, to excessive degrees, for the purpose of evaluating whether you would have sex with her.
I've been bootanising that waitress for the last half hour. Let me tell you, I would crawl over hot coals and broken glass to hear her shit pipe fart through a walkie talkie. Her ass is that fine!

Bookpants 

Bookpants. A bookpants occurs when a word is typed that is accidentally misspelled and creates a different legitimate word.
In this example there are three bookpants:
"I can bake a tart, but I think you can't" becomes
"I can make a fart, but I think you cunt"
Bookpants by Chiefweasel December 29, 2022
The best religion known to the human race, it has been created by our lord and savior Boop.
Dude 1: "Hey man, what religion do you believe in?"
Dude 2: "I believe in Boopanism my dude!
Boopanism by BoopTheGod October 3, 2016