Boukanism 

When one inserts oneself into factual stories about the past of which one was not a part of.

No Alex, you were not there. That is a boukanism

Boukanism by Bouboubou December 29, 2023

Bokonism

The religion made up by a negro man named Bokonon. It is a fictional religion used in the classic Kurt Vonnegut novel "Cat's Cradle" published in 1963. It is a religion that claims to all be lies, but is still popular in the fictional Caribbean Island "The Republic of San Lorenzo."

"All the true things I am about to tell you are all shameless lies," is a classic quote that defines the views of Bokonism.

Bokonism by Mr. Mojo Risin' August 5, 2006

Bozanism 

Bozanism is an ancient philosophy which regroups the theories of the Great Bozanist.

It consists mainly into helping people who needs help...Not to give them fish, but to learn them how to fish.

A homeless on the street: 50¢ please!!

A Bozanist walks by one day giving him a box of chocolat. Inside, a piece of paper...and some chocolats.

But what's written? The letter says:
Go to ''x'' restaurant on ''y'' street, you will get a bargain over there, it's 3$ and you get your hungry stomach full for one day!!

The Great Bozanist

PS: The owner is part of Bozanism, so he pays the tax.


This story shows how Bozanism contribus to the society.

Bozanism by Bozanist August 18, 2008

Boganism 

The art of removing your Holden badge to replace it with a Chevrolet badge in an attempt to increase power, looks, value to your stock standard commodore. Most commonly found on the SS model but also found on the v6 models making ones ecotec double in horsepower and size. The owners of these cars are usually seen hanging around centrelink offices trying to pick up single mums sporting either a southern cross tattoo or a mullet.

did u see the chev badge on the v6 commodore.. yea he is displaying his boganism.
Oi man my centrelink loan just got approved, im so buying some chev badges for my executive

Boganism by Telling The Truth about Holden May 4, 2013

Ironic boganism 

-adjective

1. The partaking of overt acts of boganism by middle and upper-class Australians.

2. An Australian persons love of irony taken to an extreme and reflected in certain lifestyle choices in a somewhat conflicting manner, most usually to humorous effect.

ie.
a) An urban corporate executive (Andrew) discussing his car, "My love of the moment is a 1969 modded-up Holden Ute, Beryl-She is awesome!!!"

b) "Bogan" and "Kath and Kim" parties that take place in post-codes such as "3142"

c) The Working Dog's production of (The Australian version) of "Kath and Kim" was a piss-take and celebration of Boganism, but most Working Dog production members and writers would not be classifiable "bogans". Hence, they created a show with some foundations in ironic boganism.

Ironic boganism by elle_darko November 25, 2010

Bokonism

A religion made up by the Negro Lionel Boyd Johnson,pronounced "Bokon" in the dialect of San Lorenzo. Bokonism is advertised as founded on lies, but its basic idea is as follows: The human race is made up of groups of people who interact and affect one another, known as a karass. These karass are used by god as instruments to affect the state of the earth. This religion was created by Kurt Vonnegut Jr. in his book Cat's Cradle.

Bokonism is a religion.

Bokonism by anonymous123nonymousa June 19, 2007

Boopanism

The best religion known to the human race, it has been created by our lord and savior Boop.

Dude 1: "Hey man, what religion do you believe in?"
Dude 2: "I believe in Boopanism my dude!

Boopanism by BoopTheGod October 3, 2016