Boopanism

The best religion known to the human race, it has been created by our lord and savior Boop.

Dude 1: "Hey man, what religion do you believe in?"
Dude 2: "I believe in Boopanism my dude!

Boopanism by BoopTheGod October 3, 2016

Boopanism

The act of worshiping BoopBoop.
A weeb that we all come to love.

I have fully converted to Boopanism.

Are you fully autistic too?

Boopanism by SulfuricAcidOnMyTits October 5, 2016

bloganism

Pertaining to the mechanics of blogging and how a few highly valued sources can spread propaganda far without scrutiny.

So Facebook's value rose exponentially immediately after going public? Sheer bloganism at play I reckon.

bloganism by m0r1arty June 12, 2012

Boobalism 

1. rule or domination by a the person with the largest boobs.

2. a political system, state, etc. dominated by the person with the largest boobs.

3. a way of determining order by the size of the boobs of the participants.

Alice: So, who gets to go first ?
Blair: Definitely me, by right of boobalism.
Alice: Huh ?
Blair: My boobs are way bigger than yours Alice.
Alice: ...

Boobalism by Ragnarok700_ October 24, 2009

Bootanising 

Scrutinising a female booty, to excessive degrees, for the purpose of evaluating whether you would have sex with her.

I've been bootanising that waitress for the last half hour. Let me tell you, I would crawl over hot coals and broken glass to hear her shit pipe fart through a walkie talkie. Her ass is that fine!

Bootanising by Lord of the clackers July 2, 2014

Broganism 

the state of being that comes from being a complete and total bro.

You wanna just hug it out and form a Broganism.

Yo, you eat pop corn like a broganism.

Broganism by BattleStar Gablacktica December 7, 2012

Bozanism 

Bozanism is an ancient philosophy which regroups the theories of the Great Bozanist.

It consists mainly into helping people who needs help...Not to give them fish, but to learn them how to fish.

A homeless on the street: 50¢ please!!

A Bozanist walks by one day giving him a box of chocolat. Inside, a piece of paper...and some chocolats.

But what's written? The letter says:
Go to ''x'' restaurant on ''y'' street, you will get a bargain over there, it's 3$ and you get your hungry stomach full for one day!!

The Great Bozanist

PS: The owner is part of Bozanism, so he pays the tax.


This story shows how Bozanism contribus to the society.

Bozanism by Bozanist August 18, 2008