When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss
Timmy waited all night to kissBianca at the prom but when he finally went in for a smooch he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship. Leading him down a dark road paved with self-loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked his ability to chase after her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.
A airliner Boeing made from the early 80s to the early 2000s. Arguably one of the most awesome airliners out there. Its engines are way overpowered for a plane its size and will give you one of the steepest and most exciting takeoffs ever even with a full load. It has unmatched capabilities for a plane its size - it's the smallest airliner that can do regular transatlantic flights (though you probably don't want to end up on a plane that small for transatlantic) thanks to an insane 3900nm range, and thanks to its powerful engines it'll get you out of the highest altitude airport on the hottest day without weight restrictions. An Airbus A321 or a Boeing 737 doesn't even compare.
Sweet, our flight got switched from a Boeing 737 to a Boeing 757. The takeoff's going to be awesome.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberryscarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.