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cryin' whale eye 

After a good hard pounding, ass-pumping adventure the male ejaculates into the "whale eye", or the female's anus. She then proceeds to push it out giving the illusion of a cryin' whale.
The bitch might as well die if she gets the cryin' whale eye.

cryin' whale eye 

A crying whale eye is what females or homosexuals achieve when a man cums in their anus and the semen leaks out.
I thought I pulled out of her in time, but I then I turned to find her cryin' whale eye looking right at me.

or

Don't be such a fucking cryin' whale eye.
cryin' whale eye by 4horsemen October 16, 2007

cryin and dyin 

1. When you are in desperate need for weed
2. When you smoked the rest of your weed and have nothing left for a few days
"Dude, are you okay?"

"No man, I've been cryin and dyin for 4 days."
cryin and dyin by Fuckoff22 October 22, 2015

cryin around 

to be sitting in your room, about to get a shower, and eat some lunch.
you're dirty and hungry after work, but you're also very tired, so you start "cryin around" for a little while before you shower and eat.

for cryin' out loud 

a non-offensive statement used to exagerate or emphasize the largeness of a statement.
For cryin' out loud stop acting like a baby-baby-stick-your-head-in-gravy!!!

Colon cryin'

This is a term used for clear, watery diarrhea.
Dude, either Jessi sat in a puddle of water or she had a case of the colon cryin' in her corduroys.
Colon cryin' by HustonB August 13, 2011
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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