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boomhower 

Hank Hill's back-woods talking neighbor and one of his best friends, from the show, King of the Hill. From what I have pieced together. His full name is Jeff Boomhower, he is an electrical engineer, has a deceased father but mother is still alive. He has a brother name Patch. He has never been married but came close with at lest one girl. He is a ladies man and has a '76 Dodge. He was a quarter-back on his high school's varsity football team and, according to the odometer on Hank Hill's F-150, lives exactly 1/10th of a mile from Hank's house.
"Explosion, dang ol' Mega Low Mart"

"Looks like you could use a shoe in a dang ol' size boom."
boomhower by JackD May 28, 2005

bohohowaher 

The way americans think british people prenounce "Bottle of Water"
Imagine calling it a bohohowaher, its obviously a Bottle of water!
bohohowaher by XNLGO May 3, 2022

Boomhower 

The most amazing last name in the world. Generally related to country folk.
"Hey there goes Mrs. Boomhower!"
Boomhower by volleyballer#20c13 October 10, 2009

Boomhower 

When you getting laaaid your talking shit to her so fast that she no idea your calling her a fucking cum dumpster!
Boomhower by Whiss-lerr August 1, 2003

Boomhower Syndrome 

When a person is hard to understand much like the character Boomhower on King of the Hill
Kristy- Last night Jeff drunk dialed me and I could only understand about every fifth word he said
Deb - Oh, he had a case of Boomhower Syndrome
Boomhower Syndrome by yakkity yak December 16, 2014

boohoozer 

Boohoozer. Is that friend we all have that the more they drink booze the more they start in with the crying
Dude you dont want drink with her ...she becomes a real boohoozer after a few beers