A guy who comes back to his home town after being gone for 10 years and stumbles on what used to be a beautiful and undeveloped beach that has recently been covered with tacky development and private property signs:
"The things you see without your boogozer."
when two or more people go cycling nude for a long period of time. When they are good and sweaty they swap bikes and start to masturbate while smelling the bikes saddle or seat.